64 bit isn't as much of a death sentence as it was 4 years ago since ppl with 4gb of RAM really have adopted it with open arms....and thereby hardware vendors have done so.
Unfortunately stuff like that is out of my area of expertise...i'm as far away from a road-warrior as one can get. Using a decent smartphone with some web apps like Hulu could be another option.
Ok I believe I have a more general linux problem. My ethernet card appears to get a new mac address after every reboot. So every time I reboot i get another eth*. The problem is that my ISP requires me to have a registered mac...
HP battery check is always a little fishy...why would HP make a product that can only result in them having to shell out more money for battery repairs.