Posts by The BugEater

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit...

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman...

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes...

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner; think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising...

Tips for Rednecks General * Never take a beer to a job interview. * Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. * It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. * If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to...

Some of you may know about the Chair Farce's <<*Ahem*>> Air Force's new uniforms...well, I just found out today they're trying out a new dress uniform as well.... What's sad is that this isn't even a joke. Poor Air Force....

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the...

Quote: Originally Posted by maxrule The black is flaking away I hear! Who's had them long enough to find out!? They came out, like, the day before yesterday!

Although myself, with today's release of the new Macbook, would go for one of them thingies. They be sweet.