It goes like this:Got in touch w/ Sager tech support via the callback.
Went through the spiel and got an RMA number (Note! My serial number did not exist -- someone fat-fingered something).
Uninstalled all my software and confidential company data -- blanked out caches, passwords, etc.
Turned it off ... and had a thought
When I got this laptop from Sager, the internal wireless was broadcasting (the little radio led was slowly blinking). I had turned it off as I'm not yet...