You are first person who doesnt have dead pixel issue and wants to have some dead pixel......
Anyway i saw something on another forum and those guys rub their screens with their teeshirts.... and they said it solves the problem lol
Just get one of those 512MB USB jump drivers
No worry about the other craps you were talking about
Well i have a good camera with 1gig memory and a 512 mp3, i use them as storage sometimes. Works pretty good