I should get mine next week. I have it all planed out, once the fedex dude rings the door bell, it will send an electric shock so big that it will knock him out cold, then I will open my door and sign for it and leave the clipboard on his hand. then close the door. when he wakes up he will find no trace of the computer just a signed signature from me. then the X-files music kicks in. and then rolls credits. the end.