Seriously, the P2 is not that old at all. I think it is pretty mean looking.
Find a used P1 on eBay and build your own if you don't like the P2. I am building one based on a P1 right now. It's been kind of fun so far.
Acting like a baby and not an adult about the issue will get you nowhere around here.
I suggest calling Alienware and letting them deal with your issues. Act professionally and calmly and they will help you out. I am in the business and...
To the OP:
So... the only reason you buy Alienware is the case design? I think what is inside the flashy case is just as important as what is on the outside.
Also, the PS in them isn't bad at all. I am sure many will agree.
It makes sense that Alienware wouldn't offer an ultra-portable anymore. Dell currently offers the XPS 1330, which is a very nice system in that space. They also have a nice selection of small footprint business-class systems to choose...