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Greetings from Roswell

post #1 of 23
10/15/05 at 2:09am
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I'm driving to Roswell NM tomorrow in search of Aliens !!! I will be getting some Alien memorabilia. No matter how much my lappy whines about wanting to stay there, its coming back with me.
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post #2 of 23
10/15/05 at 2:17am
The lappy will end up guiding you.. All of a sudden, once you reach a mile radius, a mysterious map will pop up leading you to the mothership. It's time mommy collects her babies. But she sure the hell is not going to get my baby. My baby isn't that portable. :P
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post #3 of 23
10/15/05 at 3:05am
Sweet action, I was born in Roswell and currently going to College in Lubbock, TX....about 3 hrs away. Have fun there!
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post #4 of 23
10/15/05 at 11:18am
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Oh no, I woke up this morning and eyes on my lappy were beaming and a strange hum was eminating from it...
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post #5 of 23
10/15/05 at 11:28am
It's like on Independence day...when the Mother Ship gets close enough to the A51 ship and starts doing crazy stuff.
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post #6 of 23
10/15/05 at 2:29pm
pfft theres no such thing as aliens at area-51....its 52 damnit.
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post #7 of 23
10/15/05 at 3:09pm
Havent you guys been reading the crop circles? Theres obviously something going down soon.
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post #8 of 23
10/15/05 at 4:29pm
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Well I'm sitting in the "Not of this World" internet cafe in downtown Roswell There are "Alien Eyes" everywhere including all of the downtown streetlights !!! Unfortunately it is raining, as it always does when I come to the desert, and the whole town smells like Cow's Ass.
There is however an Alien Museum and several shops to buy Alien Crap in. Literally, One shop does sell Alien Crap.
My lappy has calmed down, it seems we missed the mothership by 4 months.
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post #9 of 23
10/15/05 at 4:36pm
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1000 th

Cool ! My 1000th post from Roswell NM !!!!!
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post #10 of 23
10/15/05 at 7:33pm
You guna watch tonight for any strange UFOs flying around?
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post #11 of 23
10/16/05 at 12:22pm
LOL - hope you and your lappy make it back home safely. I am an X-Files fan, and also enjoyed the Roswell series (which features an Alien museum/souvenir shop in several episodes) - got a good chuckle out of your post.
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post #12 of 23
10/16/05 at 1:47pm
Nebulous,

I too enjoyed this post. There is a link that I am providing that deals with the 50th anniv of the crash at Roswell. A commedian filmed a documentary called "Six Days at Roswell". I made a copy of this documentary, and it is hillarious! Here is the link-
http://www.roswell6.com/
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post #13 of 23
10/16/05 at 3:00pm
Nebbie - Hope they don't beam you up and do sex tests and probes on you...but you might enjoy that...never mind!
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post #14 of 23
10/16/05 at 7:51pm
I woke up with a strange design shaved into my public hair . . .crotch circle phenomenon.
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post #15 of 23
10/16/05 at 9:47pm
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Originally Posted by spaced
Nebbie - Hope they don't beam you up and do sex tests and probes on you...but you might enjoy that...never mind!
I volunteered for the sex test, but they dump me when I declined the anal probe.
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post #16 of 23
10/16/05 at 9:52pm
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Originally Posted by DarthBeavis
I woke up with a strange design shaved into my public hair . . .crotch circle phenomenon.
I have a strange feeling the pictures are to follow...
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post #17 of 23
10/17/05 at 10:44am
Lets hope not
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post #18 of 23
10/17/05 at 11:50am
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Originally Posted by Fpad77
pfft theres no such thing as aliens at area-51....its 52 damnit.

Where are the other 50 areas?
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post #19 of 23
10/17/05 at 12:58pm
This whole thread brought back a bad bad memory........

I am just thinking of a practical joke played on our scoutmaster...who I didn't really like.

He woke up with vaseline on his ass and what looking like a well-used condom filled with he thought was something else but was actually hand lotion.

The kicker was that the scout sub-leader who shared the tent, and was in on the joke, smiled and looked at him and said..."morning sweet-heart, you ok?"
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post #20 of 23
10/17/05 at 1:11pm
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Originally Posted by redphyve
This whole thread brought back a bad bad memory........

I am just thinking of a practical joke played on our scoutmaster...who I didn't really like.

He woke up with vaseline on his ass and what looking like a well-used condom filled with he thought was something else but was actually hand lotion.

The kicker was that the scout sub-leader who shared the tent, and was in on the joke, smiled and looked at him and said..."morning sweet-heart, you ok?"
The same thing happended to me at Catholic school except they were priests and I was the scoutmaster. It was a joke wasn't it?
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