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Originally Posted by Hammerhead
My wife has a childhood dental horror story too... Seems her parents made her go to an uncle that was a dentist. I remember when I made her start going to my dentist after we met. She was amazed at how gentle my dentist was, and that everything didn't hurt.
She then told me about having a cavity drilled when she was very young. Her uncle didn't use dental dams to make sure debris didn't go down the patient's throat, and he wasn't very good with the novacaine. While drilling her tooth, a piece of debris hit the back of her throat and she gagged. Rather than letting her recover, he put her hand on her forehead and pinned her down, then proceded to embed the drill deep into the underside of her tongue.
He then yelled at her as if his inability to use his tools properly was her fault.
She was young enough that it was very traumatic, and to this day she gets very worked up when we have to go get cleanings from our dentist. Our current dentist is da bomb. He made a ceramic cap for one of my friends that has the BMW emblem on it, very cool in a non gangsta way...
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This is true, I for once am being serious.
My wife, has an absolute unreasoning fear of dentists. She has never been hurt, or had a bad experience ever...but she used to fear them unreasoningly.
Her cure, which in my opinion is all in her head, is as follows.
In every country, in every town or city we have lived in, she will find a practicing dentist who is also Hindu or a buddhist. I kid you not. Her reasoning, which makes sense, in a weird Red-wife kind of way, is that he cannot and will not cause pain and suffering to another being.
She's nucking futs I tell you.