Im going to Cali to kick some Hindu ass!!! WHOS COMMIN WITH ME!!!!
Yeah, this story just keeps getting worse and worse..
So, today was the third attempt at delivery.. I called HP last night and got them to reroute my package to my other friends apartment, and they were also supposed to change the name.. Well, the last 2 attempts were there before 9am, so I figured I could grab it and get to work a little late.. well, come 9 this morning, no Fedex.. so I goto work late, pissed off.. Get off work, get back to the apartment and there is yet ANOTHER door tag.. I left the old one on the door when I left with a note that says to deliver to the office and they wrote me a note saying NO, DIRECT SIGNATURE REQUIRED, PACKAGE AVAILABLE AFTER 4PM AT DISTRIBUTION CENTER... so come 330, I drive 40 Fxckin minutes out to Fedex, get there only to find out that they cant give me the package because it STILL has Jeff's name on it.. Pulled up HP's number cause now I have it on fxckin SPEED DIAL, and called them.. After yelling at "Mike" for a while, (Dont let the name fool you, he hardly spoke english), I found out that HP must hate its customers.. I told him im not leaving fedex without my god damned laptop, and the nice lady at the desk gave me a Fax number to give to the guy.. All he had to do was fax them a note of Release on the laptop so I could take it with me, and HE WOULDNT FXCKING DO IT!!! I yelled at him for a bit longer and he put me on hold for like 10 minutes and we got a 3-way conversation between me, HP, and Fedex.. Fedex said that they would make a 4th attempt, I told them it HAD to be before 9am, he said thats possible, but it would cost extra.. HP denied accepting the charges, but they are still going to attempt delivery again tomorrow.. But this time Fedex has my cell #, and they will call me when they are on thier way to the apartment.. since I spent nearly an hour on the phone with the dumbass, I went about 45 minutes over my plan, so that call probbably cost me 15$.. The only up side to this is that I got another 170 days added to the warranty.. which really doesnt mean jack to me cause this thing is getting ebayed the second I get it back now, its like a monkeys paw....
BTW, I dont start off with the yelling, I jsut always end up yelling because they hav enot done 1 thing right so far and it irritates the FXCK out of me when they tell me something is done and its not.. They are only getting what they deserve..
I cant wait to see how this fails tomorrow.. Im pretty sure they are gonna ask for my ID when they deliver it, and since im not jeff, they wont give it to me.. that, or this apartment building is gonna catch on fire and the address will be deemed non existant.. I dunno.. and I dont really care.. As for right now, I have 400$ saved for a plane ticket out to Cali.. Which I will more than likely use to fly out there, bitch out everyone at HP, and fly back..
anyone here think I have any chance at suing HP?? Because Id really like to..
-Evil Juggalo