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post #21 of 29
1/14/04 at 12:08pm
Personally, I Like The Gone In 60 Seconds Approach. Leave Your Pet Snake Loose In The Car. OR IF IT WERE DARK, YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR LAPPY LAYING THERE. THE GLOWING EYES WOULD SURELY MAKE 'EM RUN!!
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post #22 of 29
1/14/04 at 12:44pm
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Originally Posted by Braingoo
Tommorow never dies I belive!
But the vanquish aka( the vanish) Would be better park it in the back of parking lot and turn it invisible Hope nobody else tries to park in same spot!?
Why?

Don't you realize that Bond cars can take quite a bit of abuse before anything wear and tear is visible.

Prime example would be when the thiefs are trying to break into the BMW in Tomorrow Never Dies.

Though the Vanish could skid on its roof, push a Jaguar around, and get shot many many times, with no visible sign of damage....
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post #23 of 29
1/14/04 at 12:51pm
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Originally Posted by ciro
Why?

Don't you realize that Bond cars can take quite a bit of abuse before anything wear and tear is visible.

Prime example would be when the thiefs are trying to break into the BMW in Tomorrow Never Dies.

Though the Vanish could skid on its roof, push a Jaguar around, and get shot many many times, with no visible sign of damage....

True in most cases bond cars are impurvious to any type of physical damage unless you come across a helicopter with blades attached to the bottom! Oh and if you where really worried about your parking job youcould always park the vanish on the side of building using the spikey wheels!
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post #24 of 29
1/14/04 at 4:14pm
Bob, I remember what 007 movie that was now! It was the one where James Bond travels to an exotic location, gets seduced by a female super-spy who ends up pulling a gun on him, gets away, ends up having to later rescue her from the even more evil mastermind who wants to destroy the world, and narrowly escapes the exploding nuclear facility. Am I right?
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post #25 of 29
1/14/04 at 4:16pm
not sure...its the one where the bad guy blows up and he gets the girl and finds uses for all sorts of random spy gear on the way
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post #26 of 29
1/14/04 at 4:20pm
Thread Starter 
Update

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In follow up to yesterday's email, we would like to inform you that we do have a guard monitoring the West parking lot as of today. We hope his presence will deter any further thefts.

We also want remind you that we do have a Security Guard on site in the evenings if you would like an escort to your car. If the guard is not in the lobby area, you may call him at 847-123-4567 after 5:00 p.m. The guard will not have this phone when he is not on his shift, and he does not have access to receive voicemail at this time. Please do not leave messages on this phone. If you need an escort prior to 5:00 p.m., please contact the Facilities Department (x6770) or anyone within the Facilities Department directly.

Please let me know if you have any questions.
All this guy does is sit in his jeep in the parking lot. I need a job like that.....with an AW laptop.....with wireless internet....heh
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post #27 of 29
1/14/04 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by smileytim
All this guy does is sit in his jeep in the parking lot. I need a job like that.....with an AW laptop.....with wireless internet....heh
I'm going to call him and tell him I need an escort to my car at work (30 feet).....I wonder if he'll drive to Philly.
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post #28 of 29
1/14/04 at 5:22pm

Weird Stuff

You sould also get this tricked out ride but it is mainly used for rabbit poaching!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/0...eut/index.html
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post #29 of 29
1/14/04 at 8:56pm
There's a guy in South Africa that sells a system that shoots 6 foot flames from underneath the doors! I guess carjacking is very rampant there and the police have refused to do anyting about it. What's scarier is this device is still legal. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/

Excuse me sir do you know how to get to agghhhhh I'm burning!!!
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