Oh God! Quick, someone call the Whaaaaambulence.
You belong in a padded room, you compulsive drama queen.
I don't care that you can't find a computer that is good enough.
What bothers me is the fact that you keep asking such stupid, benign questions as if you were a complete noob that couldn't figure out a friggin thing about laptops despite how long you've been here. It's like you don't even bother reading anyone else's posts. (Unless it's about who can be the biggest rep whore.
...Ya know, that hot laptop is God trying to let you know He doesn't want you to reproduce.