I want a computer with a terabyte of RAM, 4096 TB HD 20K RPM, 2048 MB NVidia graphics, and an Intel Core Quadro HT 78.86 GHz Processor. I want it to be a 17" screen, but I want to be able to keep it in my pocket. I also want it to have Windows Vista 2050 with ServicePack 24. I want it with Media Center along with the Vista, I want it to never overheat, I want it less than 4 ounces heavy, I want to be able to play every game that's been released for every console and the PC, I want the games to come with the PC (along with their respective memory cards), I want to get a free Nintendo Wii with it, I want a 100-year warranty that covers accidents, flooding, abuse, misuse, overclocking (which I want to be able to have done by Dell technicians for free), & pouring acidic and alkaline substances on it for no reason whatsoever.
Also, I want to pay only 5 dollars for it.
WTF is Dell doing without releasing this computer? How do they make so much money?
It's funny how people think he's being serious...
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