I have a nice laptop.
I have an ass-groove in my couch.
I have a three year old.
Nearly every night after dinner, I sit in my ass-groove with my laptop, watching the news, and letting my three year old crawl all over me.
Very, very often, she either steps on the power cord, or outright trips on it, and yanks the laptop. It seems no matter how I position the cord, for example, to come from behind me, it always seems to happen.
If I hook up downstairs in my office directly to the ethernet cable, on a few occassions I have moved the notebook and accidently caught the cable on the corner of my laptop table.
Sooo, I wanna invent a little plastic gizmo that clamps onto the various cables that come out of the back of a laptop, and anchors to the Kensington Lock hole.
The "Cable Clamper" would be meant to clamp onto the cable with a certain amount of slack allowed so that when my three year old trips over the power cord, it would yank on my laptop chassis instead of the power input jack.
I think there would be three components; The Kensington Lock unit, a short cable/cord/string, and the component cable clamp. The lock mechanism I'm not sure of because I don't know how the Kensington locks actually work. The clamp would be plastic...simply a 4 inch long, narrow piece with holes in a variety of diameters drilled in a line down the center, and cut in half length-wise. It would be hinged at one end, and have a snap-clip at the other.
-I'm imagining a one-piece plastic design as the finished product, as it would be just like some chip bag clips I've seen.
The cord that links the two could be nylon cord, which is plenty strong enough and inexpensive.
Is this a common problem?
Does this product already exist?
What would you pay for it?
I have an ass-groove in my couch.
I have a three year old.
Nearly every night after dinner, I sit in my ass-groove with my laptop, watching the news, and letting my three year old crawl all over me.
Very, very often, she either steps on the power cord, or outright trips on it, and yanks the laptop. It seems no matter how I position the cord, for example, to come from behind me, it always seems to happen.
If I hook up downstairs in my office directly to the ethernet cable, on a few occassions I have moved the notebook and accidently caught the cable on the corner of my laptop table.
Sooo, I wanna invent a little plastic gizmo that clamps onto the various cables that come out of the back of a laptop, and anchors to the Kensington Lock hole.
The "Cable Clamper" would be meant to clamp onto the cable with a certain amount of slack allowed so that when my three year old trips over the power cord, it would yank on my laptop chassis instead of the power input jack.
I think there would be three components; The Kensington Lock unit, a short cable/cord/string, and the component cable clamp. The lock mechanism I'm not sure of because I don't know how the Kensington locks actually work. The clamp would be plastic...simply a 4 inch long, narrow piece with holes in a variety of diameters drilled in a line down the center, and cut in half length-wise. It would be hinged at one end, and have a snap-clip at the other.
-I'm imagining a one-piece plastic design as the finished product, as it would be just like some chip bag clips I've seen.
The cord that links the two could be nylon cord, which is plenty strong enough and inexpensive.
Is this a common problem?
Does this product already exist?
What would you pay for it?












I'd pay money for that