Way back when (about 3 months ago) I was thinking about being a paramedic. So, as always, I googled the hell out of it. I came up with this way of relieving stress that I think we all need while we play the phase game (im in p3)
HOW TO HANDLE THE PHASE GAME
1- JAM 39 TINY MARSHMALLOWS UP YOUR NOSE AND TRY TO SNEEZE THEM OUT.
2-USE YOUR MASTERCARD TO PAY OFF YOUR VISA
3.POP SOME POPCORN WITHOUT THE LID ON.
4-WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "HAVE A NICE DAY", TELL THEM YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS.
5-FIND OUT WHAT A FROG IN THE BLENDER REALLY LOOKS LIKE.
6-FORGET THE DIET AND SEND YOURSELF A CANDYGRAM.
7-MAKE A LIST OF THINGS YOU'VE ALREADY DONE.
8-DANCE NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR PETS.
9-PUT YOUR TODDLERS CLOTHES ON BACKWARDS AND SEND HER OFF TO PRE-SCHOOL
AS IF NOTHING WERE WRONG.
10-RETALIATE FOR TAX WOES BY FILLING OUT YOUR TAX FORM IN ROMAN NUMERALS.
11-TATTOO "OUT TO LUNCH" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
12-TAPE PICTURES OF YOUR BOSS ON A WATERMELON AND LAUNCH IT FROM A HIGH PLACE.
13-LEAF THROUGH NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGS. AND DRAW UNDERWEAR ON THE NATIVES.
14-GO SHOPPING, BUY EVERYTHING, SWEAT PROFUSELY IN IT,THEN RETURN IT THE NEXT DAY.
15-BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO "SLEEZIOD WEEKLY"AND SEND IT TO YOUR BOSS'S WIFE.
16-PAY YOUR ELECTRIC BILL IN PENNIES.
17-DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
18-RELAX BY MENTALLY REFLECTING ON YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE OF "THE FLINTSTONES"
DURING THAT ALL IMPORTANT STAFF MEETING.
19-SIT NAKED ON A SHELLED HARD BOILED EGG.
20-REFRESH YOURSELF, PUT YOUR TONGUE ON A COLD STEEL GUARDRAIL.
21-TELL YOUR BOSS TO BLOW IT OUT HER MULE, AND LET HER FIGURE IT OUT.
22-POLISH YOUR CAR WITH EAR WAX.
23-READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR HIDDEN MESSAGES.
24-START A NASTY RUMOR AND SEE IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT WHEN IT GETS BACK TO YOU.
25-BILL YOUR DOCTOR FOR THE TIME YOU SPENT IN THE WAITING ROOM.
26-BRAID YOUR NOSTRIL HAIRS.
27-WRITE A SHORT STORY USING ALPHABET SOUP.
28-LIE ON YOUR BACK EATING CELERY... USING YOUR NAVEL AS A SALT DIPPER.
29-STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH THE TINES OF A FORK AND PRETEND THEY'RE IN JAIL.
30-MAKE UP A LANGUAGE AND ASK PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS.
HOW TO HANDLE THE PHASE GAME
1- JAM 39 TINY MARSHMALLOWS UP YOUR NOSE AND TRY TO SNEEZE THEM OUT.
2-USE YOUR MASTERCARD TO PAY OFF YOUR VISA
3.POP SOME POPCORN WITHOUT THE LID ON.
4-WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "HAVE A NICE DAY", TELL THEM YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS.
5-FIND OUT WHAT A FROG IN THE BLENDER REALLY LOOKS LIKE.
6-FORGET THE DIET AND SEND YOURSELF A CANDYGRAM.
7-MAKE A LIST OF THINGS YOU'VE ALREADY DONE.
8-DANCE NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR PETS.
9-PUT YOUR TODDLERS CLOTHES ON BACKWARDS AND SEND HER OFF TO PRE-SCHOOL
AS IF NOTHING WERE WRONG.
10-RETALIATE FOR TAX WOES BY FILLING OUT YOUR TAX FORM IN ROMAN NUMERALS.
11-TATTOO "OUT TO LUNCH" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
12-TAPE PICTURES OF YOUR BOSS ON A WATERMELON AND LAUNCH IT FROM A HIGH PLACE.
13-LEAF THROUGH NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGS. AND DRAW UNDERWEAR ON THE NATIVES.
14-GO SHOPPING, BUY EVERYTHING, SWEAT PROFUSELY IN IT,THEN RETURN IT THE NEXT DAY.
15-BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO "SLEEZIOD WEEKLY"AND SEND IT TO YOUR BOSS'S WIFE.
16-PAY YOUR ELECTRIC BILL IN PENNIES.
17-DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
18-RELAX BY MENTALLY REFLECTING ON YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE OF "THE FLINTSTONES"
DURING THAT ALL IMPORTANT STAFF MEETING.
19-SIT NAKED ON A SHELLED HARD BOILED EGG.
20-REFRESH YOURSELF, PUT YOUR TONGUE ON A COLD STEEL GUARDRAIL.
21-TELL YOUR BOSS TO BLOW IT OUT HER MULE, AND LET HER FIGURE IT OUT.
22-POLISH YOUR CAR WITH EAR WAX.
23-READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR HIDDEN MESSAGES.
24-START A NASTY RUMOR AND SEE IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT WHEN IT GETS BACK TO YOU.
25-BILL YOUR DOCTOR FOR THE TIME YOU SPENT IN THE WAITING ROOM.
26-BRAID YOUR NOSTRIL HAIRS.
27-WRITE A SHORT STORY USING ALPHABET SOUP.
28-LIE ON YOUR BACK EATING CELERY... USING YOUR NAVEL AS A SALT DIPPER.
29-STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH THE TINES OF A FORK AND PRETEND THEY'RE IN JAIL.
30-MAKE UP A LANGUAGE AND ASK PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS.
