Originally Posted by MARQUISDARQUIS
Hey Jayhawk (the Lurking seems to have fallen off), can we get an accurate count on your loose screws? Both before and now. And are they just loose or have they fallen off completely? Do you find and collect the ones that fall off completely? Do you look for them? Are you aware they have gotten loose and fallen off? Do you or have you ever let someone else apply Lok-Tite to your screws? Have your or anyone you know ever intentionally removed screws when there was a warning tag that only authorized technicians should even know they exist? Are you now or have you ever been a member of a screw loosening advocacy group?
Yeah, the "Lurking" bit was my initial intention on this forum, then I realized there was intelligent life form out here and just couldn't control myself. Unfortunately, if I changed my name, I would have to develop a new sense of humor and way of looking at things, which is just too much work for an old guy like me.
I'm still in search of the missing screw from my laptop. I think my dog ate it based on the circular motion he makes on the carpet every time he needs to relieve himself. I figure he'll just have to live with a dell screw tattoo on his @$$ for a while. He'll get over it though, because he is a long haired chihuahua, so he was born with a few missing screws and enough strikes against him to start with, without dells help. So now he is simply $crewed, blued and tattood.
As far as the direction it was headed after that, it started to sound alot like the McCarthy hearings, and since I'm not much in favor of visiting Wheeling, WV, because with the damn potholls on I-70 going down that hill, you will lose far more screws from your car than you ever intended. I chose to ignore the lackluster loss of screws and take 270 bypass in a round about way to the otherside of insanity.
I'm sorry, what was the question