1] You wake up at 3:00 am for a bathroom break and see your Sager on the desk - 10 minutes later you're still on your way to a blissful release
2] You check your mail at 4:00 am after the release and again at 8:00 am before another release
3] To break the monotony of this endless cycle of releases and forum lurking - you keep running 3D Mark 2001 SE
4] Before you run 3D Mark 2001 SE, a reasonable number of times a day just touching triple digits, you defrag your hard disk - clean your registry - uninstall and re-install drivers - shutdown and restart the system - close all background tasks and then settle down to wait for the score...
5] Each time you get a score you crib about it after lurking on the forums and then you do a little overclocking to look better than that annoying ass on the forums with a higher score
6] You have till date re-installed your OS enough number of times for it to be permanently burned into your hard disk and Microsoft contacts you with a position in their testing facility in California
7] You tell your girlfriend to use the side of the bed thats away from the computer desk
8] You leave your desk and go to your friends room to crap so that the Sager's fans dont suck it up
9] You wash your hands each time you sit down to use the system and you keep wiping them to remove all traces of contaminating DNA that could foul your Sager's innards
10] You keep cleaning the laptop more often than you brush your teeth or take a shower - who cares as long as your hands are clean??
11] You place your laptop in its case and place your case in a plastic bag to stop it from getting dusty
12] You look at everyone with a suspicious look and you slowly start to lose your friends - who cares - you've got a Sager
13] You write more letters to Adam at PC Torque and type more lines of nonsense on the forums than you write to your parents who are eagerly waiting for news from half way around the world.
14] You post a message like this and let everyone know just how nuts you are to be telling everyone what they're doing anyway...
Somebody stop me!!
2] You check your mail at 4:00 am after the release and again at 8:00 am before another release
3] To break the monotony of this endless cycle of releases and forum lurking - you keep running 3D Mark 2001 SE
4] Before you run 3D Mark 2001 SE, a reasonable number of times a day just touching triple digits, you defrag your hard disk - clean your registry - uninstall and re-install drivers - shutdown and restart the system - close all background tasks and then settle down to wait for the score...
5] Each time you get a score you crib about it after lurking on the forums and then you do a little overclocking to look better than that annoying ass on the forums with a higher score
6] You have till date re-installed your OS enough number of times for it to be permanently burned into your hard disk and Microsoft contacts you with a position in their testing facility in California
7] You tell your girlfriend to use the side of the bed thats away from the computer desk
8] You leave your desk and go to your friends room to crap so that the Sager's fans dont suck it up
9] You wash your hands each time you sit down to use the system and you keep wiping them to remove all traces of contaminating DNA that could foul your Sager's innards
10] You keep cleaning the laptop more often than you brush your teeth or take a shower - who cares as long as your hands are clean??
11] You place your laptop in its case and place your case in a plastic bag to stop it from getting dusty
12] You look at everyone with a suspicious look and you slowly start to lose your friends - who cares - you've got a Sager
13] You write more letters to Adam at PC Torque and type more lines of nonsense on the forums than you write to your parents who are eagerly waiting for news from half way around the world.
14] You post a message like this and let everyone know just how nuts you are to be telling everyone what they're doing anyway...
Somebody stop me!!
