Hah! PWN'D!! Is what he is!!
Dear Alienware Customer,
It has come to our attention that a significant amount of our bandwith is being hogged by a server making the same order status check every fifteen seconds. We checked the incoming IP, and sourced it back to the Comcast Cable cloud. After a brief conversation, they surrendered the name of the account holder tied to the IP (for the record they caved like women shopping for shoes. They must be French. We've heard about the whole P2P throttling and are plotting an inevibatble ICMP attack of their DNS server. That's how we roll. Anywoo...)
We indexed your name against orders in our status cue, and guess what we found? You. In Phase 7. Well, after reviewing your order, we found a "glitch" and are moving you back to Phase 4. We might be able to "Fast Track" you back to phase 7 should a certain server be taken down immediately.
In summary, we salute you're scripting abilities. We are proud to serve the true geek community but if you keep taking all our bandwidth we can't play World of Warcraft with less then 400ms response.
And we can't have THAT now can we.
AKA: Thunderlips, Lvl 70 Tauren Shaman
FOR THE HORDE!