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Originally Posted by woodstock 
please don't suggest intentionally damaging your computer, it just looks bad and is the whole reason it is so difficult to get anything done
remember, dell reads all this stuff. they know exactly what is going on
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Please learn to read before criticizing my humor.
If he doesn't have his computer in hand then it would be impossible for him to damage it, now wouldn't it? Since the joke went over your head, I'll explain it to you: Replacements are shipping considerably faster than orders, so the humor is to request a replacement on an order that hasn't shipped resulting in receiving the computer faster.
I'm not particularly interested in drawing you a picture; so if you need further help, please ask a friend.