I like this one, and I second the recommendation that each moderator should have a different one. As opposed to the Alienware moderators thought, they should all clearly say "DELL" in them. Just my two cents.
*Don't let the punctuation fool you. It is supposed to be said without a pause between "What" and "Ho," and with only a minor pause between "Ho" and "Chuffy." (BTW, Chuffy is the the nickname of Wosster's friend Lord Chuffnell) If I were to write it as it is supposed to be pronounced, it would read: "What ho, Chuffy"