Originally Posted by jamaster14
plus it has obscure 80's references.
Not just that they have some of the best quotes and refernces from all ages. Personaly one of my favorite quotes of all time is from Family Guy
Bing Crosby: Thats right Peter, and if the kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet valancia oranges. They won't leave a bruse and it will let them know who's boss, there's no doubt about it.
Peter: Th, Tha, That doesnt sound right...
Bing Crosby: Are you givin' me lip boy? (takes off his belt) Because I'll take this belt off and lay the smack-down on ya. Is that what you want? (starts to beat Peter)
Peter: Hey...Ow...Stop that! Get away from me you dead croner!
Or how about this one:
Peter: Lets see here latitude 42 longitude 71, this is it! What the hell?
Boy: (at Bar Mitzvah) Papa, he killed Mordichi the dancing yiddish clown!
Father: (slaps son) Stop crying! You just became a man now act like one!
There are many many many more but i only have so much pations to write this long so more for next time!