I have lived for a time immeasurable. I saw the birth of this little rock of yours some time ago during my journeys amongst the galaxies, then I leave for a short while and come back to see you curious creatures have managed to screwed it up royally. I shan't be returning unless I need more beer.
I'm 38. I have a 16 yr old kid. I was only an Alienware owner for a month, though. When I was young, I kept wanting to get older, even when I was in my 20's so customers would take me more seriously. Now I just want to go outside and play.