hi im billy... yesterday i just put an order on my new ALX. i was so happy and so i started to dance 
... anyways... i knew i had to have something to keep me saine while i play the infamous "phase game", so i jacke- i mean borrowed my friends ps2 to wait out... after 2 weeks, i got this e-mail that says one of the manufactors spilled coffee on my alx... and if i wanted to a new one done... DUH! so i replied DUH! and after another day or so i got another e-mail...
sorry sir but we have ran out of nvidia chipsets because one of our worker spilled coffee on all our chipsets
F*** thats another week... finally after 3 months of waiting i got good news! my ALX IS SHIPPED! the next the i got another e-mail... "UR ALX HAS BEEN BLOWN TO CUBA BY HURRICANE FRANCES!"
after 3 more months of waiting... i found out something so horrible that i almost died of shock... My ALX is FINISHED, i celebrated... after 2 weeks i got my alx... it was horrible... IT WAS A BOT! i shipped it back and kicked the mailman in the crouch too...
in the end i cancled my order and the DAM BA***REDS returned the money TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT!
so i rushed to florida... went to the manager's office and kicked him in the groin... it felt goooood
moral of the story is... have patience with the phase game cause after that i got arrested and had to pay the manager 5 grand for replacing his groin with a golden groin... i said rubber worked fine but noooooooooooooooooo...
... anyways... i knew i had to have something to keep me saine while i play the infamous "phase game", so i jacke- i mean borrowed my friends ps2 to wait out... after 2 weeks, i got this e-mail that says one of the manufactors spilled coffee on my alx... and if i wanted to a new one done... DUH! so i replied DUH! and after another day or so i got another e-mail...sorry sir but we have ran out of nvidia chipsets because one of our worker spilled coffee on all our chipsets
F*** thats another week... finally after 3 months of waiting i got good news! my ALX IS SHIPPED! the next the i got another e-mail... "UR ALX HAS BEEN BLOWN TO CUBA BY HURRICANE FRANCES!"
after 3 more months of waiting... i found out something so horrible that i almost died of shock... My ALX is FINISHED, i celebrated... after 2 weeks i got my alx... it was horrible... IT WAS A BOT! i shipped it back and kicked the mailman in the crouch too...
in the end i cancled my order and the DAM BA***REDS returned the money TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT!
so i rushed to florida... went to the manager's office and kicked him in the groin... it felt goooood
moral of the story is... have patience with the phase game cause after that i got arrested and had to pay the manager 5 grand for replacing his groin with a golden groin... i said rubber worked fine but noooooooooooooooooo...
