Heh, I downloaded 3Dmark05 on the desktop in my sig. As soon as it was downloaded I rebooted and ran the installer. It took no less than twenty minutes (honestly) for the installer program to start. Once installed, I tried running and got an error message. 3DMark05 therefore gave me a score of 0 3Dmarks. (Yes, I am absolutely aware that I do not even come close to the minimum spec, and downloaded the program strictly for funzies).
I'm expecting a couple of thousand when I get the laptop.
Installing 3Dmark03 now, will edit this post with results. Expecting either a non-starter, or a two-digit score.
EDIT: Boy, oh boy. Got my ass whipped.
(All the icons I've covered up are ENTIRELY LEGAL. Honest.)
And for the mentally retarded, no, it's not an ALX, I just like the skin.
Edit number 2: I decided to calculate a theoretical score - Using a couple of other scores, I figure that 3DMark03 scores are generally about 42% of 3DMark01SE scores, and 3DMark05 roughly 53% of 3DMark03.
Hence, from my 3DMark01 score, I came up with this:
Not quite as bad as I predicted, but still. ABYSMAL.