You know what I heard? I heard that the 7700 picture over at the AW site..., well it's just a concept picture. It's not even real. It started off as a joke. Someone made a mistake at AW. And once they pushed that “send” button there was no turning back.
Now look at what’s become of you. But fear not, someone cares about your condition. As a result of this crazy “phase thread,” The Institute of Schizophrenic Multiple Personally Deviant Obsessive Behaviors has decided to conduct an experiment. They want to measure the limits of human patients, specifically, of cockeyed high-stung geeks seeking a fix on the next advancement on super duper high-end laptops.
And as a thank you gift, you’ll all be receiving a year supply of Prozac Plus – a name you can trust. Prozac Plus has the added feature of “Blue Screen Vacation.” With Prozac Plus, along with the makers of The Blue Screen of Death, (what, you didn’t think that the blue screen was unintentional, did you?), your brain picks up the subliminal; frequency light patterns from your screen and sends you to your very own “private vacation.”
So at least there’s good new, somewhere in this.