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That hot laptop on your lap could have you shooting blanks

post #1 of 14
12/9/04 at 6:11pm
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Men who regularly balance their laptop computers on their laps when working may be jeopardizing their ability to have children, according to a new study from fertility researchers at the State University of New York at Stony Brook.

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post #2 of 14
12/9/04 at 6:21pm
i call bull sh*t
i shoot fireballs
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post #3 of 14
12/9/04 at 6:32pm
It's true, if your testicles are heated up, the swimy things die off. So it really doesn't matter about the velocity at which your biohazard comes out, they are all dead! Dead I say.
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post #4 of 14
12/9/04 at 6:44pm

i pushed the laptop to the edge of my knees after reading this...
just makin sure my nuts are outta range!
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post #5 of 14
12/9/04 at 6:54pm
its a known fact that heat kills sperm. why would this suprise some of you? failed health class?
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post #6 of 14
12/9/04 at 6:55pm
Rest the scrotum on top of the palm rest.
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post #7 of 14
12/9/04 at 7:08pm
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Originally Posted by booga
Rest the scrotum on top of the palm rest.
*falls out of chair* hahahhaha!!!

POTD'd
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post #8 of 14
12/9/04 at 7:11pm
Mixup

Please define ".....the swimy things ...."

Does this mean that for those of us more gifted, where we are able to put it so that the "swimy things" won't have to do any swimming that this warning does not apply.

If so then I think its only some of our less gifted brothers that require the "swimmy things" to do alot of swimming to get to their destination who have to worry now!
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post #9 of 14
12/9/04 at 7:16pm
lol
this is a funny subject... a lot of things kill off swimmy things not just heat... i can think of a million and one things that kill me...hell i do it everyday
besides m sure we are talking about really hot, i mean you have to be able to withstand A LOT of heat to kill em off
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post #10 of 14
12/9/04 at 7:25pm
Come to think of it, it's a cheap and easy birth control!!! Well, not really. 3500 for birth control?

the swimy things = white goo that comes out of either a long or short shaft with a mushroom looking top, for most people anyways. = Sperm or C-men
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post #11 of 14
12/9/04 at 10:39pm
geez this is kinda funny and really would it be all that bad?? except for those that are married wanting kids
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post #12 of 14
12/9/04 at 10:56pm
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Originally Posted by booga
Rest the scrotum on top of the palm rest.
Wahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha darn and I'm still laughing. Three cheers for booga
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post #13 of 14
12/10/04 at 12:15am
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Originally Posted by booga
Rest the scrotum on top of the palm rest.
yeah.. untill u lose the game and bang your fist down on the palm rest ... or throw your computer across the room.. and some..ehh.. skin.. gos with it
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post #14 of 14
12/10/04 at 12:29am
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Originally Posted by Mixup52
It's true, if your testicles are heated up, the swimy things die off. So it really doesn't matter about the velocity at which your biohazard comes out, they are all dead! Dead I say.

This is true, but hardly new. If they can fit it into a high school health class then this information came out at least 25 years ago.
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