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Anyone read that CNN article about notebooks and fertility damage?

post #1 of 17
12/9/04 at 8:04pm
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Haha.. might be interesting read. I think I'm going to put it on my lap less now. Seriously...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/12/09...eut/index.html
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post #2 of 17
12/9/04 at 8:09pm
old news anyone
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post #3 of 17
12/10/04 at 2:30am
have you ever taken human anatomy? Basically, if there is a certain amount of temp above or below the average temp of a mans balls, it could affect fertility.
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post #4 of 17
12/10/04 at 2:49am
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Originally Posted by Inu_Yasha
have you ever taken human anatomy? Basically, if there is a certain amount of temp above or below the average temp of a mans balls, it could affect fertility.
Soooooo,........
What is the "average" temp of a mans balls?
Can I use the I8fanGUI utility to control fertility?


"Its ok honey,...I was using the laptop
all day!"
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post #5 of 17
12/10/04 at 3:01am
I guess Intel's Centrino platform and Pentium M laptops will get a boost from this
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post #6 of 17
12/10/04 at 4:47am
Cool.. no more swimmers..

Does that mean my girlfriend can get off the Pill?
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post #7 of 17
12/10/04 at 4:56am
"Does that mean my girlfriend can get off the Pill?" LOL

that's sooo wrong. I forget the optimum temp, but what happens is it messes with sperm development so you might get sperm that are not "right". Supposedly it leads to birth defects and lower fertility rates, but...
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post #8 of 17
12/10/04 at 5:03am
Why would anyone put the laptop on their balls... its lap-top, it gets nowhere near my balls.
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post #9 of 17
12/10/04 at 10:52am
Inu Yasha you are correct... maybe I will have a lot of weird looking kids... hang on i just looked in the mirror.. They will be wierd looking anyway.

Ancient you are also correct.. my latop sits on a desk.. not near my balls if anyone has issues with infertility I think :
1) they should stop downloading porn in the nude
2) Get a companion (whatever gender that blows your hair back) and stop using your pc as a 'special' friend
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post #10 of 17
12/10/04 at 11:10am
Already covered in this thread
http://notebookforums.com/showthread.php?t=53819
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post #11 of 17
12/10/04 at 11:20am
but my testicles feel so good when they are warm.....
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post #12 of 17
12/10/04 at 11:41am
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Originally Posted by Odarby
What is the "average" temp of a mans balls?
Can I use the I8fanGUI utility to control fertility?
Ok all other jokes on the topic must end. This is the mother of them all.
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post #13 of 17
12/10/04 at 12:01pm
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Originally Posted by AxiomofIllusion
Ok all other jokes on the topic must end. This is the mother of them all.
If I8FanGUI directly controls the fans, and indirectly controls the temperature of a laptop, and temperature is related to male fertality, then one can derive that I8FanGUI can be used for birth control and giving yourself a b*** j**.

However, doing so will likely result in your further inability to exist with the opposite sex...
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post #14 of 17
12/10/04 at 1:02pm
not bad Greg, but Odarby has the title on this one

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post #15 of 17
12/11/04 at 10:16am
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Cheapest solution is just keep your zippers open while you use the notebook. The notebook hides the fact your zipper is open and the draft will allow cool air to go in and cool things.
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post #16 of 17
12/11/04 at 3:39pm
well i dont care.... I dont need anymore kids anyway... and it sure beats getting your nuts snipped.

More heat for me please!
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post #17 of 17
12/11/04 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by AxiomofIllusion
Ok all other jokes on the topic must end. This is the mother of them all.
Nope, you are wrong.


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Originally Posted by booga
Rest the scrotum on top of the palm rest.
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