I found this on the Voodoo forums; it's pretty funny.
From: Voodoo Sales Team
To: 'daniel kelly'
Cc: Ryan; 'Trent Pattison - VoodooPC.com'
Subject: RE: attention to Trent(About the order)
No, I cannot ship tomorrow, you’ll have to wait until it’s ready. We are in Canada, by the time the notebooks are made up we have to dogsled them across our Province. Between dining in igloos, and dealing with frostbitten dog paws, we’ll have a tough time getting these notebooks out immediately. They may smell like dogs when they arrive, but I hope you don’t mind. We love dogs here as much as fishing. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
Thanks for the money, we really appreciate it! We needed the pre-payment because our boss just bought a new pair of snowshoes for everyone in the company.
What’s a laptop?