I have it on very good authority that Darth Beavis is missing one ass, which he lost in the war. The man has only one ass. Something about a case of whiskey, a jungle snake and 3,000 deutschmarks. But no, that's not him in his avatar. If you really saw Darth Beavis your brain would explode into confetti from it's inability to comprehend the fact that he has blonde hair.