My familyBig Cat
The most arrogant, intelligent, aggressive (chased and injured several dogs, German Shepherd and a really snotty Dobermann being his proudest moment!) aloof, expressive non-human I have ever had the distinct pleasure of knowing and loving...sadly dead now due to Diabetes (12yrs old)Small Cat:
Lovable, affectionate, stealthy food-thief with 2 functioning brain-cells...one active, the other one regenerating. Able to steal the cream out of your coffee while getting a full-fur rub-down. Medical file about 1-foot thick, here are a few highlights; Tail amputated, hips dislocated and relocated 3 times, entire urinary tract replaced, no penis or balls the result of THAT one, scars from fights, has 1 raccoon on his bedpost as certified kill, innumerable stitches from fights, now 13yrs old and counting.Kitten
Small, cute, very feisty, sharp tempered hell-raiser. Vocal in the extreme. Loves parking with claws IN <thank the lord> on the nearest back or stomach of the nearest prone human, usually me. 5 yrs old and counting.Dakota
The world's first and only living brain-donor. Overmuscled, over-excited, lovable pavement special, eats anything that moves or is still long enough. No idea of parentage, don't care. But truly, absolutely completely brainless. As in walk into closed door, fall UP stairs, too many incidents to number.
And yes, those are my cats names.