I'll post my own review right now... it's the best dang thing I ever saw! It makes me loose control of bodily functions! Ok, that was a bit much.
But anywho... if it isn't satisfactory, I will probably go insane and do something stupid like torch my work place like in Office Space or something lol.
I've been waiting for 6 months now, and the wait, my friends, was a long one, you have no idea...