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Help they won't fit

post #1 of 26
2/26/05 at 8:41pm
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I found some old simms I had from over tens years ago. They won't fit in my ALX SLI rig! Darn. I need another 8 megs of ram.
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post #2 of 26
2/26/05 at 10:38pm
??
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post #3 of 26
2/26/05 at 10:39pm
funny, but pointless. <----kinda like this
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post #4 of 26
2/26/05 at 10:45pm
There is simple list of steps you should take to remedy this problem DB.

1). Pack ALX for shipping
2). Locate a hammer
3). Use hammer on old RAM
4). Ship ALX to Wooster

That should fix any problems you have.
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post #5 of 26
2/26/05 at 11:00pm
This can be easily fixed with a socket converter. Just be sure that your old SIMM can be overclocked to 200MHz or whatever speed you are running your current DIMMs.
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post #6 of 26
2/26/05 at 11:27pm
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Originally Posted by deltawalkerl
This can be easily fixed with a socket converter. Just be sure that your old SIMM can be overclocked to 200MHz or whatever speed you are running your current DIMMs.
WOW that takes me back, I remember being able to stack to 4mb 30 pin simms into a socket convertor that adapted them to a 72pinn module. My dark days as a retail PC tech.

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post #7 of 26
2/26/05 at 11:37pm
Time Pilot now you're talking somthin' I remember.
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post #8 of 26
2/26/05 at 11:59pm
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Astu is too young to remember 30 pin simms.
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post #9 of 26
2/27/05 at 1:24am
Help they won't fit
I saw the topic, then I saw your username.
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Yeah, I am a sick bastard.

It would be fun to see how many converters you could stack on one another without hurting yourself.
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post #10 of 26
2/27/05 at 1:39am
Aw, shucks, Darth,

Just get yourself a ball peen hammer, hold the SIMM over the DIMM slot in your ALX with one hand and with the other hand pound it in there till it won't go in no more....

Then after you turn your ALX back on (I did tell ya to turn the dang thing off first, didn't I?) call up Melvin at AW and see if he'll be real nice and replace your motherboard under warranty.

Sincerely Yours,

The Dell Dude
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post #11 of 26
2/27/05 at 2:02am

Won't Fit ?

What do you think the vasaline and duct tape are for ?

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post #12 of 26
2/27/05 at 2:04am

Ug petrolium faux-pax

ahemmm Crisco


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post #13 of 26
2/27/05 at 2:07am
You know what they say about guys with expensive computers??....
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post #14 of 26
2/27/05 at 2:26am

?

Small Floppies
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post #15 of 26
2/27/05 at 2:47am
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Originally Posted by nebulous
Small Floppies
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post #16 of 26
2/27/05 at 3:06am
I was going to say, "More room in their pants for a wallet". Yet "Small Floppies" works. You could also say "small hard drive", or "compensation for a small...". This of course is a work in progess, and I am open to any ideas...
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post #17 of 26
2/27/05 at 3:13am
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I am located in Oregon gavis, and I work in Washington. I am coming to hunt you down to introduce you to my two friends, Duct Tape and Crisco.

So I have MicroPhallis. Big deal.
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post #18 of 26
2/27/05 at 3:23am
Shucks, I just remembered, Darth,

after you hammer in that SIMM you gotta cover the whole thing with an inch of Crisco and then wrap it real tight in duct tape, then turn your ALX back on...

The Dell Dude
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post #19 of 26
2/27/05 at 3:34am
Well let me guess you work in "Vancouver, Wa."??? I am typically the "Hunter", but for you I am willing to role play and be the "Hunted". So allow me to quote the very poplular phrase "Bring it!"

Thanks
Pete
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post #20 of 26
2/27/05 at 3:39am
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How do u like your Crisco.
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