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post #1 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:23pm
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After realizing my obvious denial I am trying to find a good excuse to buy a new XPS2 or I9300. So help operaman here out. BTW, Inxsdragon, no ego thing here, I just got to get this one past the boss (Wife). I make the money but she keeps it. Laugh if you will but I need viable excuses. Sorry, I 9200 users, if you just bought it, I suggest returning it and getting the crack...er XPS2/9300....
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post #2 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:35pm
Jesus.... just order the damn thing and quit making such a big drama over the whole thing.....
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post #3 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:39pm
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Oh come on.... This is what forums are for. I get to listen to all you guys go on and on about 3DMark03 and this and that. Let me revel in my purchase decision here. Hell we got threads like list your i6000 specs and take a bow, comparing the i9300 to a XPS2. Geez, I am just bored and want to post something...

Have a nice day
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post #4 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:40pm
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BTW, no newbs allowed to do slammage. When you are here a year you get more rights... j/k
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post #5 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:42pm
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Originally Posted by scsi lvd
Jesus.... just order the damn thing and quit making such a big drama over the whole thing.....
BTW, I need to get this by my wife. So gimme a damn good reason!! I was not kidding. If you were married you would understand this. Obviously you are not or you would help a guy out...
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post #6 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:47pm
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Originally Posted by operaman
BTW, I need to get this by my wife. So gimme a damn good reason!! I was not kidding. If you were married you would understand this. Obviously you are not or you would help a guy out...
How about: "I make $350,000 a year. Shut up and enjoy it."
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post #7 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:50pm
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Originally Posted by scsi lvd
Jesus.... just order the damn thing and quit making such a big drama over the whole thing.....
^^^^^No kidding.

But then again he is an opera singer so I bet the pre-requisite is that you have to:

a) Be whipped.
b) Make 350k+ a year.
c) Be a top notch drama queen.




If I was an opera singer with women flocking to my side like operaman and made 350k+ a year, I'd divorce my bossy wife, move to a tropical island full of horny girls, drive a porsche and have a room full of XPS2's. Damn I wish I wasn an opera singer sometimes.
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post #8 of 48
2/27/05 at 8:54pm
@ Operaman
am married, just not a Drama "Queen"
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post #9 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:24pm
Tell her the XPS 2 has really cool LED lights and customizable LCD covers. Maybe she'll fall for the gimmicks (longshot)? Or you could try saying that you want to play computer games with her (99% chance it is suicide). A smarter way to go, depending on your job, is to say that your job requires a new laptop. You can say you need more power or a bigger/higher resolution LCD screen. Since I'm definitely not married, this is honestly the best I can do (no rediculing me for stupid comments, alright?).
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post #10 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:30pm
Get some sack and go caveman style on her fer kriminiy's sake.

Sheeeesh!
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post #11 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:40pm
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LOL!!! these are all good suggestions. She is reading these with me. She says she is the one with the pussy. I can't really argue with that one...
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post #12 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by operaman
LOL!!! these are all good suggestions. She is reading these with me. She says she is the one with the pussy. I can't really argue with that one...
who the hell gives a flying **** about your wife saying she has a pussy????
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post #13 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:50pm
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Meaning she will cut me off if I buy it you twit. Sheesh. You aren't married obviously. Women are the most powerful species in the universe for that one fact my friend...
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post #14 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:52pm
Whack job.......
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post #15 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:53pm
Just tell her you'll buy her one too so she can stop reading over your shoulder.
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post #16 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:54pm
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Originally Posted by scsi lvd
Whack job.......
Your mother was a hamster...
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post #17 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:55pm
Opera "man" and his wife decide who has a pussy....


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post #18 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:58pm
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Originally Posted by operaman
Meaning she will cut me off if I buy it you twit. Sheesh. You aren't married obviously. Women are the most powerful species in the universe for that one fact my friend...
Dude you're seriously gay. I'm married too FYI and my wife does not dictate where I spend my money. I bet with a pushover husband like you, she could get away with banging a guy and still tell you what to do. Grow some balls and be a man - unless the opera makes you cut them off in order to hit the really high pitch notes.
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post #19 of 48
2/27/05 at 9:59pm
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Originally Posted by operaman
LOL!!! these are all good suggestions. She is reading these with me. She says she is the one with the pussy. I can't really argue with that one...

maybe you could fit a top motherboard in her pussy and customise it?
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post #20 of 48
2/27/05 at 10:00pm
Oh, that's where the term "laptop" comes from.
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