Guilty as charged.
8. Google down every single PDF, spec sheet, data manual and tech note for every single chip in the laptop. And if its not on the web ring up and pester tech support until they send you the info you need
9. have nightmares that UPS has gone on strike.
10. Set up a web cam with a view of the driveway so you can check out when the UPS van arrives.
11. Construct models of 8890's out of stacks of CD's
12. Have "I love Sager" tattooed on your arm
13. Plead with Adam @ PC Torque to have his children...
14. Skip meals so you can spend more time with your laptop
15. Read every Intel press release wondering when they are going to release the 478 pin 3.4 GHz Prescott with 1MB L2 cache
16. Know what all the above actually means