|Originally posted by JeffL
Why not just buy a router?
Awww, and go and spoil gr8gatzby's fun of bragging to his friends
that his laptop is so powerful it has its own 4 port network switch built into it
No way. I have already used this line and you get really top points for it.
People stop other conversations and crane their necks to hear what you have to say next.
Usually it is the inevitable "What sort of laptop is that?" question, to which you nonchalently reply,
"why it is a Sager of course, doesn't everyone have a network switch in their laptop..."
So far I have had several offers of marriage,
(or failing that, them wanting to have my children
elevation to "god" or "uber guru" status,
people grovelling at your feet and/or just general awe when you walk in the room carrying "it".
(And all this is even before the actual laptop arrives
Never underestimate the power of a Sager owner.