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F**king Dog Pisses on Router, Now MY LIFE going down toilet !!!

post #1 of 89
5/15/05 at 4:27pm
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J****S - H. - CHRIST! - I think I want to upgrade to a 100 GB 7.200 rpm from a 60 GB 7.200 rpm but am "in production", CHAT said i had to cancel and reorder, so I say fine, No problem - Reorder, "wait one minute please" ... just then I 'm thinking as I'm waiting, God, I hope that doesn't mean I lose the 35% coupon deal. then comes back with ... Ok Sir, i will sort that. Then I say Listen I hope that won't effect the 35% coupon deal I got. He says, what coupon?.... That may definately affect it if the coupon has expired, is there an expiry date? God, that coupon was good for about 12 hours!. I'm like, "WTF" - Then it starts....(Dog pisses on router, Router blows up, (well, not really, just goes dead !) Then we get cut off... Smashing mouse to "Reconnect" CHAT; I'm trying to kill dog at same time, thinking, SHIT I have to get this guy back. All I know is that he had a name that was about 20 letters long but told me I could call him Rad, or something like that. So am frantically trying to connect a Shiiiiity 56k modem. If this guy has cancelled my order - I BBQ dog tonight. Got CHAT back, different guy by the name of ;lkdmgf;ldfjkgm;ldfkgj;ldfkmkf (somehow I think he's Indian too, but guess what; I may call him JAY, he has to speak to his supervisor to find out whether order is cancelled or not. He's going off his shift now but his supervisor is going to send me an e-mail on exactly what has happened. Order status still says "in production" 20 mins later. It's Sunday. Love it, go from 4mb/sec broadband to 56k. Checking email every 10 seconds, ..........What the hell can I do. I can't believe I'm reorganizing my desk area and leave the stupid router on the floor. What if supervisor doesn't get back? I should have said the hell with the shift change, get me the supervisor on the CHAT line NOW..... - I can't believe I saw an Avatar of a dog pissing on a laptop a few days ago (Lord HELLO or something) on this forum and laughed my head off. My whole house is now in uproar because my 7 year old daughter thinks I'm gonna kill the stupid dog now; and is Crying her eyes out, her younger brother is winding her up even more, .....my wife is going nuts because i'm screaming profanities and the kids can here. Now I'm locked in my office screaming out this stupid post at 50 miles an hour. God, I don't need this on a Sunday!!!
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post #2 of 89
5/15/05 at 4:35pm
chilllllll man.... just a computer.... it'll work out.... stop, look outside. I bet the sun is shining and birds are singing. Think about quiet for awhile.

Let the anger stream out of you into calm, cold, resolve.
Anger won't get you anywhere, you need to be calm and collected now to get what you want from dell... It will get you so much more...

btw.... why do you have your router on the floor?
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post #3 of 89
5/15/05 at 4:42pm
Children near a computer, bad news
Dogs and cats near a computer, also bad news
Soft drinks near a computer, again bad news......

Real simple solution....... Learn some common sense
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post #4 of 89
5/15/05 at 4:44pm
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Originally Posted by BDA
......Then it starts....(Dog pisses on router, Router blows up, (well, not really, just goes dead !) Then we get cut off... Smashing mouse to "Reconnect" CHAT; I'm trying to kill dog at same time, .....SNIP
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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post #5 of 89
5/15/05 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by BDA
Then it starts....(Dog pisses on router, Router blows up, (well, not really, just goes dead !)
Potent stuff....

Anyway I hope things get sorted out.
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post #6 of 89
5/15/05 at 5:02pm
I feel your pain...I spilled iced tea on my $300 Axim PDA last year, but it was a freak accident. I was drinking it out of the spillage danger zone of the PDA, but it spilled and it dripped down the side of the computer desk, about 4 inches underneath it (through the water's attraction with the desk) and straight into the empty SD card slot on my PDA; never worked again...and I didn't have CompleteCare. It's best just to move on and forget about it, it sucks but when there's nothing you can do, it's not worth getting worked up.
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post #7 of 89
5/15/05 at 5:10pm
LOL ur dog pissed at the worst time man
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post #8 of 89
5/15/05 at 5:36pm
Does your dog walk on your desk or something? Or do you keep your router on the floor.
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post #9 of 89
5/15/05 at 6:11pm
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Originally Posted by petri
Does your dog walk on your desk or something? Or do you keep your router on the floor.

No, just placed the router on the floor for a couple of hours as it's Sunday and am sorting out my whole desk area, i got a billion cables everywhere, my Lappy is 5 years old almost; Inspiron 8000, so I'm big time wired up. Can't wait for Bluetooth mouse, Bluetooth headset, wireless internet, I HATE ALL THESE WIRES. The only wire I want is the AC plug. So during today I have time to sort it all out as am expecting new Lappy Soon. The i 9300 in sig below I bought for my Mother. Great, the only wire she has is the A/C plug. My dog only did it because my next door's cat somehow got into my office through a French door left open, I think that's why the dog pissed there, hell, believe me he doesn't just piss in the house for no reason, we got dog flaps and a huge garden.
Totally chilled now, as this guy gets back to me and calms me down saying don't worry nothing will get cancelled and if It has he will rectify it. I told him what happened and he thought it was hysterical. Looking back it's quite funny but at the time I was going horizontal, so I'm thanking him like a madman. Think he's going to sort the Hard Drive out tomorrow Monday, I could care less now, I thought I was going to lose the 35% = over a thousand bucks! If that were the case I'd just keep the 60 GB 7200.
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post #10 of 89
5/15/05 at 6:29pm
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Originally Posted by cornholio
ROFLMAO!!!!!

Sorry, this is over my head. What does this mean? Is it an acronym or somethng?
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post #11 of 89
5/15/05 at 6:43pm
Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
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post #12 of 89
5/15/05 at 6:44pm
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Originally Posted by BDA
Sorry, this is over my head. What does this mean? Is it an acronym or somethng?
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rolling on the floor laughing my ass off...
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post #13 of 89
5/15/05 at 6:46pm
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Originally Posted by BDA
Sorry, this is over my head. What does this mean? Is it an acronym or somethng?
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rolling on floor, Laughing my ass off

edit: others beat me to it, no triple post intended
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post #14 of 89
5/15/05 at 6:54pm
I hate dogs, my roommate went through 2 different dogs, both a pain in the ass. Pissing and sh!tting everywhere, and smelled like crap.

I love my cat, NEVER had anything broken by it. Even when it jumps on to my table, it steps OVER the keyboard and mouse, HAH! It also doesn't pull on cords or chew through laptop power cords, as my roommates dog did to my gf's laptop.

Just thought I'd take the opportunity to show perfect examples of why cats rule.

Sorry about your stuff
Cats rule, dog drool (literally)
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post #15 of 89
5/15/05 at 7:03pm
Your cat just hasn't decided to f*ck your shit up, yet...

owner of 2 dogs, 2 cats...equal opportunity animal lover
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post #16 of 89
5/15/05 at 7:04pm
You can't say ass in here. What are you thinking?
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post #17 of 89
5/15/05 at 7:08pm
I feel you pain somewhat,,,
The cleaning person(me) knocked an earlier notebook of mine on the floor by accident.
Funny thing was when I went to grab it, when I saw it falling, I actually wacked it harder onto the floor/wall.
Oh well a 2500 notebook that was only 13 month old. Lasted a few weeks after that with progressively more video issues until it finally died.

Daley
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post #18 of 89
5/15/05 at 7:52pm
Had cats my whole life, and I suppose one of them contributed a bit to the decline of my cd-rom drive, by rubbing his head on it a couple times when it ejected a disk. Only other thing was a crappy little pot a cat got stuck on her head. She flailed about, fell off the table, the pot flew off. Was a gift from a hateful relative, and even were it not, the entertainment was more than worth it. Roommates are far worse. One spilled his soda all over my computer and printer, and went off about somebody opening his soda while he wasn't looking. It later became some sort of quantum anomaly, of spontaneous opening. He was a real joy.............
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post #19 of 89
5/15/05 at 8:02pm
He, He, Spilt my coffee on the keyboard while laughing this post. Shook the lappy to get the coffee out from the pcmcia slot. Still works... lucky it's the company's crappy compaq. Hate to do that to my 9300!
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post #20 of 89
5/15/05 at 8:18pm
You need to take a pill and relax...that's shitty what's happened, but freaking out in front of your kids is just immature dude. What's more important? You sorting out your computer order or your daughter NOT thinking you're a psycho wanting to kill the family pet? Don't mean to lecture...we all have bad days...but family comes first
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