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Originally Posted by sonicwind
Alice was cruisin' ta git very tired of mackin' by her sista on tha bizzank, n of hav'n nuttin' ta do: once or twice she had peeped into tha book her playa was read'n, but it had no pictures or conversizzles in it, `and W-H-to-tha-izzat is tha use of a book,' thought Alice `witout pictures or conversizzles
So she was clockin' in her own mind (as wiznell as she could, fo` tha hot day made her feel very sleepy n stupid), whetha tha pleasure of frontin' a daisy-chain would be worth tha trouble of gett'n up n pick'n tha daisies, wizzy suddenly a White Rabbit wit pink eyes ran close by her cuz I'm fresh out the pen. There was nuttin' so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very mizzuch out of tha way ta hear tha Rabbit say ta itself, `Oh dear . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit! Oh dear now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.! I shizzay be late!' (whizzay she thought it over afterwards, it occurred ta her that she ought ta have wondered at T-H-to-tha-izzis, but at tha tizzle it all seemed quite natural); but whizzay tha Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat -pocket, n looked at it, n thizzay hurried on, Alice started ta her feet, fo` it flashed across her mind that she had playa before seen a rabbit wit rappa a waistcizzles or a watch ta takes out of it, n burn'n wit curiosizzle she ran across tha field afta it, n fortunately was just in time ta see it pop dizzle a large rabbit-hole unda tha hedge . Slap your mutha ****in self. In anotha moment down wiznent Alice killa it, neva once consider'n how in tha world she was ta git out again. The rabbit-hole W-to-tha-izzent straight on like a tunnel fo` some way, n tizzle dipped suddenly diznown, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment ta think `bout stopp'n herself before she found herself pimpin' down a very dizzle W-to-tha-izzell. Brotha tha W-to-tha-izzell was very deep, or she fizzle very slowly, fo` she had plenty of time as she wizzy dizzown ta look `bout her n ta wonda whiznat was going ta happen niznext. First, she tried ta look down n makes out whiznat she was frontin' to, but it was too dizzle ta see anyth'n; thizzay she looked at tha sides of tha well, n noticed that tizzle wizzy filled wit cupboards n book-shelves; here n there she saw maps n pictures hung upon pegs. She took diznown a jar fizzy one of tha shelves as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but ta her bootylicious disappizzles it was empty: she did not like ta driznop tha jar fo` fear of cappin' somebizzles so managed ta put it into one of tha cupboards as she fell pizzle it. `Well!' thought Alice ta herself, Drug Deala such a fall as this, I shall thizzay nuttin' of tumbl'n down stairs! How brave they'll all thizzay me at home! Whizny, I wouldn't say anyth'n `bout it, even if I F-to-tha-izzell off tha top of tha house!' (Which was very likely true.) Down, dizzay down. Would tha fizzay shot calla come ta an end . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'! `I playa how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. `I must be gett'n somewhere near tha centre of tha earth fo' sheezy. Let me see with the S-N-double-O-P: that would be fizzy thousand miles down, I think--' (for, you see, Alice had learnt several gang bangin' of this sort in her lessons in tha schoolroom, n though this was not a very good opportunity fo` show'n off her knowledge, as there was no one ta listen ta her, still it was good practice ta say it playa `--yes, that's `bout tha right distancizzles thizzen I wonda what Latitude or Longitude I've gots to?' (Alice had no idea wizzle Latitude was, or Longitude eitha, but thought they wizzy funky ass grand words ta say.) Presently she began again. `I wonda if I shall fall right through tha earth! How F-U-Double-Nizzy it'll seem ta come out among tha thugz T-H-to-tha-izzat wiznalk wit they heezees downward , ya feel me?! The Antipathies, I think--' (izzy was ratha glad there was no one messin' this time, as it didn't sound at all tha right W-to-tha-izzord) `--but I shizzall have ta ask them W-H-to-tha-izzat tha name of tha country is, you know fo' sheezy. Pleaze, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried ta curtsey as she spoke--fancy clockin' as you're clockin' through tha air! Do you think you could manage it?) `And whizzay an ignorant shawty gizzay she'll thizzay me fo` ask'n! No, it'll nigga do ta ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhizzles Down, D-to-tha-izzown, dizzy. There was nuttin' else ta do, so Alice soon began rapping again. `Dinah'll miss me very mizzy to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was tha cat.) `I hizzy they'll wanna be gangsta her killa of mizzy at tea-time. Dinah mah dear cuz Im tha Double O G! I wizzy you were down here wit me like old skool shit! There is no mice in tha air, I'm afraid, but you miznight catch a bizzat, n that's very like a mouse, you K-N-to-tha-izzow. But do cats eat bats, I wonda?' And here Alice began ta git wanna be gangsta sleepy, n W-to-tha-izzent on ridin' ta herself, in a dreamy sort of way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' n sometizzles `Do bats eat cats?' fizzle you see, as she couldn't answa wanna be gangsta question, it didn't much cracka whizzay way she put it. She fizzelt T-H-to-tha-izzat she was bustin' off, n had just begun ta dream that she was mobbin' hand in hand wit Dinah, n say'n ta her very earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tizzy me tha trizzuth: did you ever eat a bat?' W-H-to-tha-izzen suddenly, T-H-to-tha-izzump in tha dogg pound! thizzay sho nuff! down she came upon a hizzy of sticks n dry leaves, n tha fall was ova . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome. Alice was not a bit H-to-tha-izzurt, n she jumped up on ta her feet in a moment paper'd up: she looked up, but it was all D-to-tha-izzark overheezee; before her was cracka long passage, n tha White Rabbit was stizzay in sight, hurry'n down it. There was not a moment ta be lost: away wizzent Alice like tha wizzay n was just in time ta hear it say, as it turned a poser `Oh mah ears n whiska, how late it's gett'n!' She was close behind it whiznen she turned tha corna, but tha Rabbit was no gangsta ta be seen cuz I'm fresh out the pen: she found herself in a long, low hiznall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hang'n fizzy tha roof motha ****a. There wizzy doors all round tha hall, but tizzle wizzy all locked; n whizzay Alice had bizzy all tha way dizzy one side n up tha otha, try'n every door, she walked sadly dizzle tha middle, bustin' how she was ever ta git out again in all flavas. Suddenly she came upon a shawty three-legged table, all mizzle of solid glass; there was nuttin' on it except a tizzle golden key, n Alice's fiznirst thought was tizzle it M-to-tha-izzight belong ta one of tha doors of tha hall; but, alas so show some love niggaz! eitha tha locks were too large, or tha key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. Howeva, on tha second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, n behind it was a shawty door `bout fifteen inches high: she tried tha shawty golden key in tha lock, n ta her bootylicious delight it fitted! Alice opened tha door n found tizzle it led into a small passage, not much larga than a rat-hole: she knelt diznown n looked along tha passage into tha loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed ta git out of that dark hizzall, n wanda `bout among those beds of bright flowa n those coo` fountains, but she could not even git her heezee though tha doorway; `and even if mah heezee would go through,' thought poor Alice, `it would be of very shawty use witout mah shoulda . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh, how I wizzy I could shut up like a telescope! I thizzink I could, if I only know how ta begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way th'n had happened lately, thizzay Alice had begun ta think thizzay very few gang bangin' indeed wizzy really impossible. There seemed ta be no use in clockin' by tha shawty door, so she wizzle bizzle ta tha table, hizzle ho-slappin' she might find hustla key on it, or at any rizzle a book of rules fo` shutt'n thugz up like telescizzles: this time she found a shawty bottle on it, (`which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) n round tha neck of tha bottle was a killa label, wit tha words `DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letta. It was all very wizzle ta say `Drink mizzy but tha wise shawty Alice was not going ta do that in a hurry cuz Im tha Double O G. `No, I'll look first,' she said, `and see whetha it's marked "poison" or N-to-tha-izzot'; fo` she had read several funky ass shawty histories `bout children who had gots burnt, n eaten up by wild beasts n nigga unpleasant th'n, all coz they would not rememba tha simple rules they niggaz had taught them: such as, tizzle a red-hot bitch will burn you if you hold it too long; n that if you cut yo finga very deeply wit a knife, it usually bleeds; n she had neva forgotten thizzay if you drink mizzy fizzle a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain ta disagree wit you, nigga or gangsta. Howeva, this bottle was not marked `poison,' so Alice ventured ta taste it, n find'n it very funky ass, (it had, in fizzay a sizzort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-izzle roast turkey, toffee, n hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off. `Whiznat a curious doggy stylin' said Alice; `I mizzy be shutt'n up like a telescizzles And so it was indeed in tha hood: she was now only ten inches hizzigh, n her face brightened up at tha thought that she was now tha right size fo` going through tha shawty door into T-H-to-tha-izzat lovely garden. First, baller she waited fo` a few minutes ta see if she was going ta shrink any furtha: she felt a shawty nervous `bout this; `fiznor it M-to-tha-izzight end, you know,' said Alice ta herself, `in mah going out altogetha, like a candle. I pusha whiznat I should be like then?' And she tried ta fancy what tha flame of a candle is like gangsta tha candle is blown out, fo` she could not rememba ever bustin' seen siznuch a saggin'. Mother****a a while, find'n thizzat nuttin' more happened, she decided on going into tha garden at once; but, alas fo` pizzy Alice . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome! whizzay she gots ta tha door, she found she had forgotten tha shawty golden kizzy n whizzen she wizzy bizzy ta tha table fo` it, she found she could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly through tha glass, n she tried her best ta climb up one of tha legs of tha table, but it was too slippery; n W-H-to-tha-izzen she had tired herself out wit try'n, tha poor shawty thing sat D-to-tha-izzown n cried. `Come, there's no use in cry'n like that!' said Alice ta herself, ratha sharply; `I advise you ta leave off this minute!' She generally gizzle herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), n sometizzles she scolded herself so severely as ta bring tears into her eyes; n once she remembered straight trippin' ta box her own ears fo` hav'n cheated herself in a gizzle of croquet she was weed-smokin' against herself, fo` this curious child was very fond of pretend'n ta be two people thats off tha hook yo. `But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, `to pretend ta be two people! Wizzy there's hardly enough of me left ta makes one respectable person!' Soon her eye fizzle on a shawty glass box that was lying unda tha table: she opened it, n found in it a very small cake, on whizzich tha words `EAT ME' wizzle beautifully marked in currants . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. `Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, `and if it makes me gizzy larga, I can reach tha key; n if it makes me gizzy gangsta I can creep pimp tha door; so eitha way I'll git into tha garden, n I don't care whizzich happens!' She ate a shawty bizzy n said anxiously ta herself, `Which way? Whizzich way?', hold'n her hand on tha top of her heezee ta feel which way it was grow'n, n she was quite surprised ta find tizzle she remained tha same size . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint: ta be sure, this generally happens wizzy one eats cake, but Alice had gots so much into tha way of expect'n nuttin' but out-of-the-way th'n ta happen, T-H-to-tha-izzat it seemed quite dizzull n stupid fo` life ta go on in tha common way fo' real. So she set ta work, n very soon finished off tha cake. And therefore, the Samsung is better, unless you get one of the ones that have bad light leakage, and that bothers you. |
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Originally Posted by sonicwind
Alice was cruisin' ta git very tired of mackin' by her sista on tha bizzank, n of hav'n nuttin' ta do: once or twice she had peeped into tha book her playa was read'n, but it had no pictures or conversizzles in it, `and W-H-to-tha-izzat is tha use of a book,' thought Alice `witout pictures or conversizzles
So she was clockin' in her own mind (as wiznell as she could, fo` tha hot day made her feel very sleepy n stupid), whetha tha pleasure of frontin' a daisy-chain would be worth tha trouble of gett'n up n pick'n tha daisies, wizzy suddenly a White Rabbit wit pink eyes ran close by her cuz I'm fresh out the pen. There was nuttin' so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very mizzuch out of tha way ta hear tha Rabbit say ta itself, `Oh dear . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit! Oh dear now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.! I shizzay be late!' (whizzay she thought it over afterwards, it occurred ta her that she ought ta have wondered at T-H-to-tha-izzis, but at tha tizzle it all seemed quite natural); but whizzay tha Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat -pocket, n looked at it, n thizzay hurried on, Alice started ta her feet, fo` it flashed across her mind that she had playa before seen a rabbit wit rappa a waistcizzles or a watch ta takes out of it, n burn'n wit curiosizzle she ran across tha field afta it, n fortunately was just in time ta see it pop dizzle a large rabbit-hole unda tha hedge . Slap your mutha ****in self. In anotha moment down wiznent Alice killa it, neva once consider'n how in tha world she was ta git out again. The rabbit-hole W-to-tha-izzent straight on like a tunnel fo` some way, n tizzle dipped suddenly diznown, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment ta think `bout stopp'n herself before she found herself pimpin' down a very dizzle W-to-tha-izzell. Brotha tha W-to-tha-izzell was very deep, or she fizzle very slowly, fo` she had plenty of time as she wizzy dizzown ta look `bout her n ta wonda whiznat was going ta happen niznext. First, she tried ta look down n makes out whiznat she was frontin' to, but it was too dizzle ta see anyth'n; thizzay she looked at tha sides of tha well, n noticed that tizzle wizzy filled wit cupboards n book-shelves; here n there she saw maps n pictures hung upon pegs. She took diznown a jar fizzy one of tha shelves as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but ta her bootylicious disappizzles it was empty: she did not like ta driznop tha jar fo` fear of cappin' somebizzles so managed ta put it into one of tha cupboards as she fell pizzle it. `Well!' thought Alice ta herself, Drug Deala such a fall as this, I shall thizzay nuttin' of tumbl'n down stairs! How brave they'll all thizzay me at home! Whizny, I wouldn't say anyth'n `bout it, even if I F-to-tha-izzell off tha top of tha house!' (Which was very likely true.) Down, dizzay down. Would tha fizzay shot calla come ta an end . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'! `I playa how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. `I must be gett'n somewhere near tha centre of tha earth fo' sheezy. Let me see with the S-N-double-O-P: that would be fizzy thousand miles down, I think--' (for, you see, Alice had learnt several gang bangin' of this sort in her lessons in tha schoolroom, n though this was not a very good opportunity fo` show'n off her knowledge, as there was no one ta listen ta her, still it was good practice ta say it playa `--yes, that's `bout tha right distancizzles thizzen I wonda what Latitude or Longitude I've gots to?' (Alice had no idea wizzle Latitude was, or Longitude eitha, but thought they wizzy funky ass grand words ta say.) Presently she began again. `I wonda if I shall fall right through tha earth! How F-U-Double-Nizzy it'll seem ta come out among tha thugz T-H-to-tha-izzat wiznalk wit they heezees downward , ya feel me?! The Antipathies, I think--' (izzy was ratha glad there was no one messin' this time, as it didn't sound at all tha right W-to-tha-izzord) `--but I shizzall have ta ask them W-H-to-tha-izzat tha name of tha country is, you know fo' sheezy. Pleaze, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried ta curtsey as she spoke--fancy clockin' as you're clockin' through tha air! Do you think you could manage it?) `And whizzay an ignorant shawty gizzay she'll thizzay me fo` ask'n! No, it'll nigga do ta ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhizzles Down, D-to-tha-izzown, dizzy. There was nuttin' else ta do, so Alice soon began rapping again. `Dinah'll miss me very mizzy to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was tha cat.) `I hizzy they'll wanna be gangsta her killa of mizzy at tea-time. Dinah mah dear cuz Im tha Double O G! I wizzy you were down here wit me like old skool shit! There is no mice in tha air, I'm afraid, but you miznight catch a bizzat, n that's very like a mouse, you K-N-to-tha-izzow. But do cats eat bats, I wonda?' And here Alice began ta git wanna be gangsta sleepy, n W-to-tha-izzent on ridin' ta herself, in a dreamy sort of way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' n sometizzles `Do bats eat cats?' fizzle you see, as she couldn't answa wanna be gangsta question, it didn't much cracka whizzay way she put it. She fizzelt T-H-to-tha-izzat she was bustin' off, n had just begun ta dream that she was mobbin' hand in hand wit Dinah, n say'n ta her very earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tizzy me tha trizzuth: did you ever eat a bat?' W-H-to-tha-izzen suddenly, T-H-to-tha-izzump in tha dogg pound! thizzay sho nuff! down she came upon a hizzy of sticks n dry leaves, n tha fall was ova . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome. Alice was not a bit H-to-tha-izzurt, n she jumped up on ta her feet in a moment paper'd up: she looked up, but it was all D-to-tha-izzark overheezee; before her was cracka long passage, n tha White Rabbit was stizzay in sight, hurry'n down it. There was not a moment ta be lost: away wizzent Alice like tha wizzay n was just in time ta hear it say, as it turned a poser `Oh mah ears n whiska, how late it's gett'n!' She was close behind it whiznen she turned tha corna, but tha Rabbit was no gangsta ta be seen cuz I'm fresh out the pen: she found herself in a long, low hiznall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hang'n fizzy tha roof motha ****a. There wizzy doors all round tha hall, but tizzle wizzy all locked; n whizzay Alice had bizzy all tha way dizzy one side n up tha otha, try'n every door, she walked sadly dizzle tha middle, bustin' how she was ever ta git out again in all flavas. Suddenly she came upon a shawty three-legged table, all mizzle of solid glass; there was nuttin' on it except a tizzle golden key, n Alice's fiznirst thought was tizzle it M-to-tha-izzight belong ta one of tha doors of tha hall; but, alas so show some love niggaz! eitha tha locks were too large, or tha key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. Howeva, on tha second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, n behind it was a shawty door `bout fifteen inches high: she tried tha shawty golden key in tha lock, n ta her bootylicious delight it fitted! Alice opened tha door n found tizzle it led into a small passage, not much larga than a rat-hole: she knelt diznown n looked along tha passage into tha loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed ta git out of that dark hizzall, n wanda `bout among those beds of bright flowa n those coo` fountains, but she could not even git her heezee though tha doorway; `and even if mah heezee would go through,' thought poor Alice, `it would be of very shawty use witout mah shoulda . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh, how I wizzy I could shut up like a telescope! I thizzink I could, if I only know how ta begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way th'n had happened lately, thizzay Alice had begun ta think thizzay very few gang bangin' indeed wizzy really impossible. There seemed ta be no use in clockin' by tha shawty door, so she wizzle bizzle ta tha table, hizzle ho-slappin' she might find hustla key on it, or at any rizzle a book of rules fo` shutt'n thugz up like telescizzles: this time she found a shawty bottle on it, (`which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) n round tha neck of tha bottle was a killa label, wit tha words `DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letta. It was all very wizzle ta say `Drink mizzy but tha wise shawty Alice was not going ta do that in a hurry cuz Im tha Double O G. `No, I'll look first,' she said, `and see whetha it's marked "poison" or N-to-tha-izzot'; fo` she had read several funky ass shawty histories `bout children who had gots burnt, n eaten up by wild beasts n nigga unpleasant th'n, all coz they would not rememba tha simple rules they niggaz had taught them: such as, tizzle a red-hot bitch will burn you if you hold it too long; n that if you cut yo finga very deeply wit a knife, it usually bleeds; n she had neva forgotten thizzay if you drink mizzy fizzle a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain ta disagree wit you, nigga or gangsta. Howeva, this bottle was not marked `poison,' so Alice ventured ta taste it, n find'n it very funky ass, (it had, in fizzay a sizzort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-izzle roast turkey, toffee, n hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off. `Whiznat a curious doggy stylin' said Alice; `I mizzy be shutt'n up like a telescizzles And so it was indeed in tha hood: she was now only ten inches hizzigh, n her face brightened up at tha thought that she was now tha right size fo` going through tha shawty door into T-H-to-tha-izzat lovely garden. First, baller she waited fo` a few minutes ta see if she was going ta shrink any furtha: she felt a shawty nervous `bout this; `fiznor it M-to-tha-izzight end, you know,' said Alice ta herself, `in mah going out altogetha, like a candle. I pusha whiznat I should be like then?' And she tried ta fancy what tha flame of a candle is like gangsta tha candle is blown out, fo` she could not rememba ever bustin' seen siznuch a saggin'. Mother****a a while, find'n thizzat nuttin' more happened, she decided on going into tha garden at once; but, alas fo` pizzy Alice . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome! whizzay she gots ta tha door, she found she had forgotten tha shawty golden kizzy n whizzen she wizzy bizzy ta tha table fo` it, she found she could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly through tha glass, n she tried her best ta climb up one of tha legs of tha table, but it was too slippery; n W-H-to-tha-izzen she had tired herself out wit try'n, tha poor shawty thing sat D-to-tha-izzown n cried. `Come, there's no use in cry'n like that!' said Alice ta herself, ratha sharply; `I advise you ta leave off this minute!' She generally gizzle herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), n sometizzles she scolded herself so severely as ta bring tears into her eyes; n once she remembered straight trippin' ta box her own ears fo` hav'n cheated herself in a gizzle of croquet she was weed-smokin' against herself, fo` this curious child was very fond of pretend'n ta be two people thats off tha hook yo. `But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, `to pretend ta be two people! Wizzy there's hardly enough of me left ta makes one respectable person!' Soon her eye fizzle on a shawty glass box that was lying unda tha table: she opened it, n found in it a very small cake, on whizzich tha words `EAT ME' wizzle beautifully marked in currants . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. `Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, `and if it makes me gizzy larga, I can reach tha key; n if it makes me gizzy gangsta I can creep pimp tha door; so eitha way I'll git into tha garden, n I don't care whizzich happens!' She ate a shawty bizzy n said anxiously ta herself, `Which way? Whizzich way?', hold'n her hand on tha top of her heezee ta feel which way it was grow'n, n she was quite surprised ta find tizzle she remained tha same size . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint: ta be sure, this generally happens wizzy one eats cake, but Alice had gots so much into tha way of expect'n nuttin' but out-of-the-way th'n ta happen, T-H-to-tha-izzat it seemed quite dizzull n stupid fo` life ta go on in tha common way fo' real. So she set ta work, n very soon finished off tha cake. And therefore, the Samsung is better, unless you get one of the ones that have bad light leakage, and that bothers you. |
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Originally Posted by sonicwind
Alice was cruisin' ta git very tired of mackin' by her sista on tha bizzank, n of hav'n nuttin' ta do: once or twice she had peeped into tha book her playa was read'n, but it had no pictures or conversizzles in it, `and W-H-to-tha-izzat is tha use of a book,' thought Alice `witout pictures or conversizzles
So she was clockin' in her own mind (as wiznell as she could, fo` tha hot day made her feel very sleepy n stupid), whetha tha pleasure of frontin' a daisy-chain would be worth tha trouble of gett'n up n pick'n tha daisies, wizzy suddenly a White Rabbit wit pink eyes ran close by her cuz I'm fresh out the pen. There was nuttin' so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very mizzuch out of tha way ta hear tha Rabbit say ta itself, `Oh dear . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit! Oh dear now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.! I shizzay be late!' (whizzay she thought it over afterwards, it occurred ta her that she ought ta have wondered at T-H-to-tha-izzis, but at tha tizzle it all seemed quite natural); but whizzay tha Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat -pocket, n looked at it, n thizzay hurried on, Alice started ta her feet, fo` it flashed across her mind that she had playa before seen a rabbit wit rappa a waistcizzles or a watch ta takes out of it, n burn'n wit curiosizzle she ran across tha field afta it, n fortunately was just in time ta see it pop dizzle a large rabbit-hole unda tha hedge . Slap your mutha ****in self. In anotha moment down wiznent Alice killa it, neva once consider'n how in tha world she was ta git out again. The rabbit-hole W-to-tha-izzent straight on like a tunnel fo` some way, n tizzle dipped suddenly diznown, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment ta think `bout stopp'n herself before she found herself pimpin' down a very dizzle W-to-tha-izzell. Brotha tha W-to-tha-izzell was very deep, or she fizzle very slowly, fo` she had plenty of time as she wizzy dizzown ta look `bout her n ta wonda whiznat was going ta happen niznext. First, she tried ta look down n makes out whiznat she was frontin' to, but it was too dizzle ta see anyth'n; thizzay she looked at tha sides of tha well, n noticed that tizzle wizzy filled wit cupboards n book-shelves; here n there she saw maps n pictures hung upon pegs. She took diznown a jar fizzy one of tha shelves as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but ta her bootylicious disappizzles it was empty: she did not like ta driznop tha jar fo` fear of cappin' somebizzles so managed ta put it into one of tha cupboards as she fell pizzle it. `Well!' thought Alice ta herself, Drug Deala such a fall as this, I shall thizzay nuttin' of tumbl'n down stairs! How brave they'll all thizzay me at home! Whizny, I wouldn't say anyth'n `bout it, even if I F-to-tha-izzell off tha top of tha house!' (Which was very likely true.) Down, dizzay down. Would tha fizzay shot calla come ta an end . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'! `I playa how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. `I must be gett'n somewhere near tha centre of tha earth fo' sheezy. Let me see with the S-N-double-O-P: that would be fizzy thousand miles down, I think--' (for, you see, Alice had learnt several gang bangin' of this sort in her lessons in tha schoolroom, n though this was not a very good opportunity fo` show'n off her knowledge, as there was no one ta listen ta her, still it was good practice ta say it playa `--yes, that's `bout tha right distancizzles thizzen I wonda what Latitude or Longitude I've gots to?' (Alice had no idea wizzle Latitude was, or Longitude eitha, but thought they wizzy funky ass grand words ta say.) Presently she began again. `I wonda if I shall fall right through tha earth! How F-U-Double-Nizzy it'll seem ta come out among tha thugz T-H-to-tha-izzat wiznalk wit they heezees downward , ya feel me?! The Antipathies, I think--' (izzy was ratha glad there was no one messin' this time, as it didn't sound at all tha right W-to-tha-izzord) `--but I shizzall have ta ask them W-H-to-tha-izzat tha name of tha country is, you know fo' sheezy. Pleaze, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried ta curtsey as she spoke--fancy clockin' as you're clockin' through tha air! Do you think you could manage it?) `And whizzay an ignorant shawty gizzay she'll thizzay me fo` ask'n! No, it'll nigga do ta ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhizzles Down, D-to-tha-izzown, dizzy. There was nuttin' else ta do, so Alice soon began rapping again. `Dinah'll miss me very mizzy to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was tha cat.) `I hizzy they'll wanna be gangsta her killa of mizzy at tea-time. Dinah mah dear cuz Im tha Double O G! I wizzy you were down here wit me like old skool shit! There is no mice in tha air, I'm afraid, but you miznight catch a bizzat, n that's very like a mouse, you K-N-to-tha-izzow. But do cats eat bats, I wonda?' And here Alice began ta git wanna be gangsta sleepy, n W-to-tha-izzent on ridin' ta herself, in a dreamy sort of way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' n sometizzles `Do bats eat cats?' fizzle you see, as she couldn't answa wanna be gangsta question, it didn't much cracka whizzay way she put it. She fizzelt T-H-to-tha-izzat she was bustin' off, n had just begun ta dream that she was mobbin' hand in hand wit Dinah, n say'n ta her very earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tizzy me tha trizzuth: did you ever eat a bat?' W-H-to-tha-izzen suddenly, T-H-to-tha-izzump in tha dogg pound! thizzay sho nuff! down she came upon a hizzy of sticks n dry leaves, n tha fall was ova . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome. Alice was not a bit H-to-tha-izzurt, n she jumped up on ta her feet in a moment paper'd up: she looked up, but it was all D-to-tha-izzark overheezee; before her was cracka long passage, n tha White Rabbit was stizzay in sight, hurry'n down it. There was not a moment ta be lost: away wizzent Alice like tha wizzay n was just in time ta hear it say, as it turned a poser `Oh mah ears n whiska, how late it's gett'n!' She was close behind it whiznen she turned tha corna, but tha Rabbit was no gangsta ta be seen cuz I'm fresh out the pen: she found herself in a long, low hiznall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hang'n fizzy tha roof motha ****a. There wizzy doors all round tha hall, but tizzle wizzy all locked; n whizzay Alice had bizzy all tha way dizzy one side n up tha otha, try'n every door, she walked sadly dizzle tha middle, bustin' how she was ever ta git out again in all flavas. Suddenly she came upon a shawty three-legged table, all mizzle of solid glass; there was nuttin' on it except a tizzle golden key, n Alice's fiznirst thought was tizzle it M-to-tha-izzight belong ta one of tha doors of tha hall; but, alas so show some love niggaz! eitha tha locks were too large, or tha key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. Howeva, on tha second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, n behind it was a shawty door `bout fifteen inches high: she tried tha shawty golden key in tha lock, n ta her bootylicious delight it fitted! Alice opened tha door n found tizzle it led into a small passage, not much larga than a rat-hole: she knelt diznown n looked along tha passage into tha loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed ta git out of that dark hizzall, n wanda `bout among those beds of bright flowa n those coo` fountains, but she could not even git her heezee though tha doorway; `and even if mah heezee would go through,' thought poor Alice, `it would be of very shawty use witout mah shoulda . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh, how I wizzy I could shut up like a telescope! I thizzink I could, if I only know how ta begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way th'n had happened lately, thizzay Alice had begun ta think thizzay very few gang bangin' indeed wizzy really impossible. There seemed ta be no use in clockin' by tha shawty door, so she wizzle bizzle ta tha table, hizzle ho-slappin' she might find hustla key on it, or at any rizzle a book of rules fo` shutt'n thugz up like telescizzles: this time she found a shawty bottle on it, (`which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) n round tha neck of tha bottle was a killa label, wit tha words `DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letta. It was all very wizzle ta say `Drink mizzy but tha wise shawty Alice was not going ta do that in a hurry cuz Im tha Double O G. `No, I'll look first,' she said, `and see whetha it's marked "poison" or N-to-tha-izzot'; fo` she had read several funky ass shawty histories `bout children who had gots burnt, n eaten up by wild beasts n nigga unpleasant th'n, all coz they would not rememba tha simple rules they niggaz had taught them: such as, tizzle a red-hot bitch will burn you if you hold it too long; n that if you cut yo finga very deeply wit a knife, it usually bleeds; n she had neva forgotten thizzay if you drink mizzy fizzle a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain ta disagree wit you, nigga or gangsta. Howeva, this bottle was not marked `poison,' so Alice ventured ta taste it, n find'n it very funky ass, (it had, in fizzay a sizzort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-izzle roast turkey, toffee, n hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off. `Whiznat a curious doggy stylin' said Alice; `I mizzy be shutt'n up like a telescizzles And so it was indeed in tha hood: she was now only ten inches hizzigh, n her face brightened up at tha thought that she was now tha right size fo` going through tha shawty door into T-H-to-tha-izzat lovely garden. First, baller she waited fo` a few minutes ta see if she was going ta shrink any furtha: she felt a shawty nervous `bout this; `fiznor it M-to-tha-izzight end, you know,' said Alice ta herself, `in mah going out altogetha, like a candle. I pusha whiznat I should be like then?' And she tried ta fancy what tha flame of a candle is like gangsta tha candle is blown out, fo` she could not rememba ever bustin' seen siznuch a saggin'. Mother****a a while, find'n thizzat nuttin' more happened, she decided on going into tha garden at once; but, alas fo` pizzy Alice . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome! whizzay she gots ta tha door, she found she had forgotten tha shawty golden kizzy n whizzen she wizzy bizzy ta tha table fo` it, she found she could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly through tha glass, n she tried her best ta climb up one of tha legs of tha table, but it was too slippery; n W-H-to-tha-izzen she had tired herself out wit try'n, tha poor shawty thing sat D-to-tha-izzown n cried. `Come, there's no use in cry'n like that!' said Alice ta herself, ratha sharply; `I advise you ta leave off this minute!' She generally gizzle herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), n sometizzles she scolded herself so severely as ta bring tears into her eyes; n once she remembered straight trippin' ta box her own ears fo` hav'n cheated herself in a gizzle of croquet she was weed-smokin' against herself, fo` this curious child was very fond of pretend'n ta be two people thats off tha hook yo. `But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, `to pretend ta be two people! Wizzy there's hardly enough of me left ta makes one respectable person!' Soon her eye fizzle on a shawty glass box that was lying unda tha table: she opened it, n found in it a very small cake, on whizzich tha words `EAT ME' wizzle beautifully marked in currants . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. `Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, `and if it makes me gizzy larga, I can reach tha key; n if it makes me gizzy gangsta I can creep pimp tha door; so eitha way I'll git into tha garden, n I don't care whizzich happens!' She ate a shawty bizzy n said anxiously ta herself, `Which way? Whizzich way?', hold'n her hand on tha top of her heezee ta feel which way it was grow'n, n she was quite surprised ta find tizzle she remained tha same size . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint: ta be sure, this generally happens wizzy one eats cake, but Alice had gots so much into tha way of expect'n nuttin' but out-of-the-way th'n ta happen, T-H-to-tha-izzat it seemed quite dizzull n stupid fo` life ta go on in tha common way fo' real. So she set ta work, n very soon finished off tha cake. And therefore, the Samsung is better, unless you get one of the ones that have bad light leakage, and that bothers you. |
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Originally Posted by sonicwind
Alice was cruisin' ta git very tired of mackin' by her sista on tha bizzank, n of hav'n nuttin' ta do: once or twice she had peeped into tha book her playa was read'n, but it had no pictures or conversizzles in it, `and W-H-to-tha-izzat is tha use of a book,' thought Alice `witout pictures or conversizzles
So she was clockin' in her own mind (as wiznell as she could, fo` tha hot day made her feel very sleepy n stupid), whetha tha pleasure of frontin' a daisy-chain would be worth tha trouble of gett'n up n pick'n tha daisies, wizzy suddenly a White Rabbit wit pink eyes ran close by her cuz I'm fresh out the pen. There was nuttin' so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very mizzuch out of tha way ta hear tha Rabbit say ta itself, `Oh dear . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit! Oh dear now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.! I shizzay be late!' (whizzay she thought it over afterwards, it occurred ta her that she ought ta have wondered at T-H-to-tha-izzis, but at tha tizzle it all seemed quite natural); but whizzay tha Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat -pocket, n looked at it, n thizzay hurried on, Alice started ta her feet, fo` it flashed across her mind that she had playa before seen a rabbit wit rappa a waistcizzles or a watch ta takes out of it, n burn'n wit curiosizzle she ran across tha field afta it, n fortunately was just in time ta see it pop dizzle a large rabbit-hole unda tha hedge . Slap your mutha ****in self. In anotha moment down wiznent Alice killa it, neva once consider'n how in tha world she was ta git out again. The rabbit-hole W-to-tha-izzent straight on like a tunnel fo` some way, n tizzle dipped suddenly diznown, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment ta think `bout stopp'n herself before she found herself pimpin' down a very dizzle W-to-tha-izzell. Brotha tha W-to-tha-izzell was very deep, or she fizzle very slowly, fo` she had plenty of time as she wizzy dizzown ta look `bout her n ta wonda whiznat was going ta happen niznext. First, she tried ta look down n makes out whiznat she was frontin' to, but it was too dizzle ta see anyth'n; thizzay she looked at tha sides of tha well, n noticed that tizzle wizzy filled wit cupboards n book-shelves; here n there she saw maps n pictures hung upon pegs. She took diznown a jar fizzy one of tha shelves as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but ta her bootylicious disappizzles it was empty: she did not like ta driznop tha jar fo` fear of cappin' somebizzles so managed ta put it into one of tha cupboards as she fell pizzle it. `Well!' thought Alice ta herself, Drug Deala such a fall as this, I shall thizzay nuttin' of tumbl'n down stairs! How brave they'll all thizzay me at home! Whizny, I wouldn't say anyth'n `bout it, even if I F-to-tha-izzell off tha top of tha house!' (Which was very likely true.) Down, dizzay down. Would tha fizzay shot calla come ta an end . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'! `I playa how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. `I must be gett'n somewhere near tha centre of tha earth fo' sheezy. Let me see with the S-N-double-O-P: that would be fizzy thousand miles down, I think--' (for, you see, Alice had learnt several gang bangin' of this sort in her lessons in tha schoolroom, n though this was not a very good opportunity fo` show'n off her knowledge, as there was no one ta listen ta her, still it was good practice ta say it playa `--yes, that's `bout tha right distancizzles thizzen I wonda what Latitude or Longitude I've gots to?' (Alice had no idea wizzle Latitude was, or Longitude eitha, but thought they wizzy funky ass grand words ta say.) Presently she began again. `I wonda if I shall fall right through tha earth! How F-U-Double-Nizzy it'll seem ta come out among tha thugz T-H-to-tha-izzat wiznalk wit they heezees downward , ya feel me?! The Antipathies, I think--' (izzy was ratha glad there was no one messin' this time, as it didn't sound at all tha right W-to-tha-izzord) `--but I shizzall have ta ask them W-H-to-tha-izzat tha name of tha country is, you know fo' sheezy. Pleaze, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried ta curtsey as she spoke--fancy clockin' as you're clockin' through tha air! Do you think you could manage it?) `And whizzay an ignorant shawty gizzay she'll thizzay me fo` ask'n! No, it'll nigga do ta ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhizzles Down, D-to-tha-izzown, dizzy. There was nuttin' else ta do, so Alice soon began rapping again. `Dinah'll miss me very mizzy to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was tha cat.) `I hizzy they'll wanna be gangsta her killa of mizzy at tea-time. Dinah mah dear cuz Im tha Double O G! I wizzy you were down here wit me like old skool shit! There is no mice in tha air, I'm afraid, but you miznight catch a bizzat, n that's very like a mouse, you K-N-to-tha-izzow. But do cats eat bats, I wonda?' And here Alice began ta git wanna be gangsta sleepy, n W-to-tha-izzent on ridin' ta herself, in a dreamy sort of way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' n sometizzles `Do bats eat cats?' fizzle you see, as she couldn't answa wanna be gangsta question, it didn't much cracka whizzay way she put it. She fizzelt T-H-to-tha-izzat she was bustin' off, n had just begun ta dream that she was mobbin' hand in hand wit Dinah, n say'n ta her very earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tizzy me tha trizzuth: did you ever eat a bat?' W-H-to-tha-izzen suddenly, T-H-to-tha-izzump in tha dogg pound! thizzay sho nuff! down she came upon a hizzy of sticks n dry leaves, n tha fall was ova . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome. Alice was not a bit H-to-tha-izzurt, n she jumped up on ta her feet in a moment paper'd up: she looked up, but it was all D-to-tha-izzark overheezee; before her was cracka long passage, n tha White Rabbit was stizzay in sight, hurry'n down it. There was not a moment ta be lost: away wizzent Alice like tha wizzay n was just in time ta hear it say, as it turned a poser `Oh mah ears n whiska, how late it's gett'n!' She was close behind it whiznen she turned tha corna, but tha Rabbit was no gangsta ta be seen cuz I'm fresh out the pen: she found herself in a long, low hiznall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hang'n fizzy tha roof motha ****a. There wizzy doors all round tha hall, but tizzle wizzy all locked; n whizzay Alice had bizzy all tha way dizzy one side n up tha otha, try'n every door, she walked sadly dizzle tha middle, bustin' how she was ever ta git out again in all flavas. Suddenly she came upon a shawty three-legged table, all mizzle of solid glass; there was nuttin' on it except a tizzle golden key, n Alice's fiznirst thought was tizzle it M-to-tha-izzight belong ta one of tha doors of tha hall; but, alas so show some love niggaz! eitha tha locks were too large, or tha key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. Howeva, on tha second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, n behind it was a shawty door `bout fifteen inches high: she tried tha shawty golden key in tha lock, n ta her bootylicious delight it fitted! Alice opened tha door n found tizzle it led into a small passage, not much larga than a rat-hole: she knelt diznown n looked along tha passage into tha loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed ta git out of that dark hizzall, n wanda `bout among those beds of bright flowa n those coo` fountains, but she could not even git her heezee though tha doorway; `and even if mah heezee would go through,' thought poor Alice, `it would be of very shawty use witout mah shoulda . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh, how I wizzy I could shut up like a telescope! I thizzink I could, if I only know how ta begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way th'n had happened lately, thizzay Alice had begun ta think thizzay very few gang bangin' indeed wizzy really impossible. There seemed ta be no use in clockin' by tha shawty door, so she wizzle bizzle ta tha table, hizzle ho-slappin' she might find hustla key on it, or at any rizzle a book of rules fo` shutt'n thugz up like telescizzles: this time she found a shawty bottle on it, (`which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) n round tha neck of tha bottle was a killa label, wit tha words `DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letta. It was all very wizzle ta say `Drink mizzy but tha wise shawty Alice was not going ta do that in a hurry cuz Im tha Double O G. `No, I'll look first,' she said, `and see whetha it's marked "poison" or N-to-tha-izzot'; fo` she had read several funky ass shawty histories `bout children who had gots burnt, n eaten up by wild beasts n nigga unpleasant th'n, all coz they would not rememba tha simple rules they niggaz had taught them: such as, tizzle a red-hot bitch will burn you if you hold it too long; n that if you cut yo finga very deeply wit a knife, it usually bleeds; n she had neva forgotten thizzay if you drink mizzy fizzle a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain ta disagree wit you, nigga or gangsta. Howeva, this bottle was not marked `poison,' so Alice ventured ta taste it, n find'n it very funky ass, (it had, in fizzay a sizzort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-izzle roast turkey, toffee, n hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off. `Whiznat a curious doggy stylin' said Alice; `I mizzy be shutt'n up like a telescizzles And so it was indeed in tha hood: she was now only ten inches hizzigh, n her face brightened up at tha thought that she was now tha right size fo` going through tha shawty door into T-H-to-tha-izzat lovely garden. First, baller she waited fo` a few minutes ta see if she was going ta shrink any furtha: she felt a shawty nervous `bout this; `fiznor it M-to-tha-izzight end, you know,' said Alice ta herself, `in mah going out altogetha, like a candle. I pusha whiznat I should be like then?' And she tried ta fancy what tha flame of a candle is like gangsta tha candle is blown out, fo` she could not rememba ever bustin' seen siznuch a saggin'. Mother****a a while, find'n thizzat nuttin' more happened, she decided on going into tha garden at once; but, alas fo` pizzy Alice . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome! whizzay she gots ta tha door, she found she had forgotten tha shawty golden kizzy n whizzen she wizzy bizzy ta tha table fo` it, she found she could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly through tha glass, n she tried her best ta climb up one of tha legs of tha table, but it was too slippery; n W-H-to-tha-izzen she had tired herself out wit try'n, tha poor shawty thing sat D-to-tha-izzown n cried. `Come, there's no use in cry'n like that!' said Alice ta herself, ratha sharply; `I advise you ta leave off this minute!' She generally gizzle herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), n sometizzles she scolded herself so severely as ta bring tears into her eyes; n once she remembered straight trippin' ta box her own ears fo` hav'n cheated herself in a gizzle of croquet she was weed-smokin' against herself, fo` this curious child was very fond of pretend'n ta be two people thats off tha hook yo. `But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, `to pretend ta be two people! Wizzy there's hardly enough of me left ta makes one respectable person!' Soon her eye fizzle on a shawty glass box that was lying unda tha table: she opened it, n found in it a very small cake, on whizzich tha words `EAT ME' wizzle beautifully marked in currants . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. `Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, `and if it makes me gizzy larga, I can reach tha key; n if it makes me gizzy gangsta I can creep pimp tha door; so eitha way I'll git into tha garden, n I don't care whizzich happens!' She ate a shawty bizzy n said anxiously ta herself, `Which way? Whizzich way?', hold'n her hand on tha top of her heezee ta feel which way it was grow'n, n she was quite surprised ta find tizzle she remained tha same size . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint: ta be sure, this generally happens wizzy one eats cake, but Alice had gots so much into tha way of expect'n nuttin' but out-of-the-way th'n ta happen, T-H-to-tha-izzat it seemed quite dizzull n stupid fo` life ta go on in tha common way fo' real. So she set ta work, n very soon finished off tha cake. And therefore, the Samsung is better, unless you get one of the ones that have bad light leakage, and that bothers you. |
