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post #221 of 255
So, what? Xing leaves and this thread goes down the crapper? (flushes in the opposite direction for you Stu)
post #222 of 255
Actually it flushes in the opposite direction for you... it flushes the right way here . And hey, I try, I post pics and vids for you guys but noone else joins in.

HEY DELL PEEPS! NO NEED TO GO TO OFF-TOPIC FOR SOME FUN, POST HERE YA DRONGO'S!

Stu
post #223 of 255
Post 10,000!

Figured at since I started here in the Dell section, I might as well bring it back to the Dell section. Remember all you little Dell-lets, this it what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you discover the Off-Topic section...
post #224 of 255
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wooster
Post 10,000!

Figured at since I started here in the Dell section, I might as well bring it back to the Dell section. Remember all you little Dell-lets, this it what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you discover the Off-Topic section...
Nice Wooster see you in OT
post #225 of 255
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wooster
Post 10,000!

Figured at since I started here in the Dell section, I might as well bring it back to the Dell section. Remember all you little Dell-lets, this it what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you discover the Off-Topic section...
beware, all ye who enter Off-Topic, for few have ever come out again...
post #226 of 255
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wooster
Post 10,000!

Figured at since I started here in the Dell section, I might as well bring it back to the Dell section. Remember all you little Dell-lets, this it what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you discover the Off-Topic section...
'grats on teh 10k get young wooster. may you always find time in your life to post-whore.

long live OT.
post #227 of 255
Ahhh, congrats on 10k, you have truely entered the domain of the post whore

Stu
post #228 of 255
Quote:
Originally Posted by sakor1
Ahhh, congrats on 10k, you have truely entered the domain of the post whore

Stu
post #229 of 255
Woah, just looking at post counts I have fallen off the first page for the first time in a couple years! Now topping the second page.... and to think, before the postwhoring generation, I was running second only behind myrkat. Times have changed... everything happens to eeore



Stu
post #230 of 255
Emo-Eeyore is sad...
post #231 of 255
You guys in the US are too funnay . American judge says he's not guilty of using a penis pump during murder cases:

Quote:
Not Guilty, Says Penis Pump Judge


CREEK COUNTY, OK---In December, following a preliminary hearing, a judge found that enough probable cause existed for the trial of former district court judge Donald Thompson to proceed.

Thompson, 59, is charged with four felony counts of indecent exposure for allegedly using a "penis pump" under his judicial robes while adjudicating two murder trials and a civil trial in 2003.

Lisa Foster, a former court reporter for Thompson, was the only witness for that hearing and now Thompson and his attorney are seeking to blocking her testimony, claiming that she was under the influence of drugs when she testified. They also claim that her testimony fails to meet the level of proof required to bring felony charges of indecent exposure.

Thompson's attorney also argues that the four factors required to bring felony indecent exposure charges have not been shown, that the act was willful and offensive; should have been lewd; that the penis was exposed and that the act occurred in a public place.

He says no evidence was presented at the preliminary hearing that Thompson's acts offended anyone or were willful.

Foster testified that she had marked her notes every time she witnessed Thompson masturbating with the "penis pump" while he was presiding at trials between 2001 and 2003.

At his arraignment in late January, Thompson's attorney's argued that Foster's testimony should be thrown out because she had allegedly taken Xanax before the preliminary hearing. Foster had admitted on cross examination that she had taken one Xanax pill before testifying.

Thompson has also been charged with one count of misuse of a state computer as it is alleged that he kept explicit photos of himself on his office computer. A trial date will be set at Thompson's arraignment. He could face up to 41 years in prison.

Thompson pleaded not guilty at his arraignment.

Comanche County district judge C. Allen McCall delayed hearing arguments on Thompson's motion until the state could respond. If McCall rules in favor of Thompson and throws out Foster's testimony, the state's case could be in jeopardy.

The trial, expected to last about a week and a half, is planned for June.

During the preliminary hearing, Foster testified that she saw Thompson shave his pubic area during closing arguments in a murder case. She said she didn't report him because she was afraid of losing her job.

She took several Polaroid pictures of the device used by Thompson in March 2001 to show her husband because she wanted people to know "that I was not crazy".

The court reporter said she was afraid to go to police. Only after she was subpoenaed by the state judicial review board did she relate what she had seen and heard in the courtroom and after a penis pump was found in the courtroom by police in September 2003 during an investigation of Thompson.

She was fired in 2004.

Thompson was arrested last year. A judge for over 22 years prior to his resignation, Thompson is collecting his $88,000 annual pension but if convicted, the pension would be revoked.

DNA samples have reportedly been taken and processed by the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation. However, according to test results, there were no signs of Thompson's DNA on any of the materials seized from around the judge's bench including the carpet.

Thompson has denied the accusations and says that the pump seized was a gag gift from a friend. The sex toy and another one found under the bench will be admitted as evidence at trial and jurors will be allowed to see the sex toy.

Jurors told police that they heard whooshing noises coming from the bench during the trial proceedings. Another court reporter in Thompson's court is also a key witness in the case. 2-17-06


© 2005 North Country Gazette
http://www.northcountrygazette.org/a...dgePumper.html

Stu
post #232 of 255
Sakor, fix your link please? Thank you! =)
post #233 of 255
And btw... the Judge probably got the idea for using a "sweden penis enlarger" from Austin Powers... and will probably use the same defense if it goes to trial.

"It's not my bag, baby!"
post #234 of 255
lol! I would imagine that would be a strong defence...

Link fixed too

Stu
post #235 of 255
So why can't you get anyone from the Dell forums to post in here Stu?
post #236 of 255
It's not like I'm forcing or anything *shrugs*. If people don't wanna post, they won't.... threads like this always do better in off-topic because that's where everyone goes for this nonsense.

Stu
post #237 of 255
bump
post #238 of 255
Why did Wooster's post count fall by >8000?

And I knew coming back here was a bad idea; too many funny pictures and jokes to look at.

Where is Axiom?
post #239 of 255
Haven't seen Ax in a while. And the other day we started a little clean up and overhaul.... first we removed all post counts from the Off-Topic section (ie: any post in the off-topic section will not add towards your post-count anymore, and it works retroactively) so that means over 8000 of his were in Off-topic... spare a though for Anaconda and the like who lost 20k posts .

The other thing so far was to start an overhaul of the reputation system, it was getting out of hand....



Stu
post #240 of 255
Ah yes, good point on the rep system...

And I didn't pay any attention to my post count; only saw Wooster's because his 10,000 post thread was on this page.

Anyhow, it's good to be back?

Until school starts, I suppose... what y'all doing this summer?
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