lol, just wondering
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6/6/05 at 11:56pm
Originally Posted by garyinthehouse
Dell: This is dell Technical support. My name is *Anthony* Habib and I will assist you today. (say it with a deep indian accent)
Garyinthehouse: Yes, Hi
Dell: How may I assist you today sir?
Gary: well, it seems that in all my tinkering, I have accidentally placed my inspiron 9300 in the microwave, and i turned it on. and now if wont even boot up. What do I do?
Dell: Sir, have you checked all the proper and necessary connections?
Gary: it was in a microwave, what the hell do you mean?
Dell: Microwave?......let me see (Doesnt know what a microwave is, needs to go google it)
Dell: okay, let me check on you service status..........I can see here that you have complete care, and 4 years warranty. Correct?
Dell: Let me go through to see if this accident is covered..
Goes and Actually Checks the book..
Dell: Sir, how did the inspiron 9300 fit in the microwave?
Gary: Beats me.
Dell: Unfortunatly, there is no coverage for items placed in the microwave. What is the condition of the laptop?
Gary: The speaker holes seam to blend together, the dell logo on the back just says *Duh*, and the keyboard flexes a lot. But somehow, those Media keys in the front survived!
Dell: I can process this claim, sir if you agree to pay for the damages...But i did check and it is very much illegal to put items such as a notebook in a microwave....can you please hold while we transfer you?
Dell:...Sir, are you there?
Gary: HANG UP
***********Would be even funnier if it was true, anyone willing to call dell and just say that u put it in the microwave??************