What will happen if you place an i9300 in a microwave? - Page 3

Originally Posted by strawnman

How about this?

Customer: Hello, I bought one of your damn laptop 9300's a few weeks ago. Since then this piece of garbage has been a real short circuit for me.

Dell: Explain what happened from the beginning.

Customer: Well apparently I got a working laptop, the funny media thinga ma jig worked and played a few reels of my porn on cd. That was cool. But then I went to test out the wifi and it was slow. I went to www.notebookforums.com and those fellas told me to reformat my hdd, so I took the damn thing apart looking for the hdd. Well after googling a little bit I found that hdd and then took my professional magnet to it and erased the whole thing. Then I couldn't get all the screws in all the holes as I put it back together. So I left those out, and there has been some rattling ever since.

Dell: Oh My!. (whispering, I don't think I am qualified to take this call!)

Customer: Yeah! And to make matters worse, I didn't have an OS or OX or some confondeled what'cha ma call'it, so I borrowed my son's Linux cd and popped it in. Everying went well but now I can't get that media program to play my porn. Back to Google I went and I found I needed some corn kernels of some sort that were 2.6.11x. That my little fellow is alot of kernels.

Dell: Linus Kernels? I am not sure I have met him. I am checking your warranty and it doesn't have anything about accidents dealing with corn.

Customer: Well if you thought that was bad, my 4 year old child heard Linux Corn Kernels and he decided to pop the lappy into my oven sized microwave. He put it on popcorn and the damn thing looks like a nuclear melt down. I heard on notebookforums that this actually enhanced the laptop, but I tell you now sir, this molten mass is not playing my porn cd's anymore.

Dell: Well under your contract your voided your contract when you fist opened the box and played your porn cd. So we would have sent you a replacement had you not done that, but can I interest you in a new m600?

Customer: Are you serious? Hell no! How am I going to play my cd's now?

Dell: I am not sure sir but thank you for calling, my name is Bob and your service reference number is 000PPP5-ICU-NTRBLE-000000. Thank you for calling Dell and have a good day.


Eric

Originally Posted by garyinthehouse

Dell: This is dell Technical support. My name is *Anthony* Habib and I will assist you today. (say it with a deep indian accent)

Garyinthehouse: Yes, Hi

Dell: How may I assist you today sir?

Gary: well, it seems that in all my tinkering, I have accidentally placed my inspiron 9300 in the microwave, and i turned it on. and now if wont even boot up. What do I do?

Dell: Sir, have you checked all the proper and necessary connections?

Gary: it was in a microwave, what the hell do you mean?

Dell: Microwave?......let me see (Doesnt know what a microwave is, needs to go google it)

Dell: okay, let me check on you service status..........I can see here that you have complete care, and 4 years warranty. Correct?

Gary: Yes

Dell: Let me go through to see if this accident is covered..
Goes and Actually Checks the book..

Dell: Sir, how did the inspiron 9300 fit in the microwave?

Gary: Beats me.

Dell: Unfortunatly, there is no coverage for items placed in the microwave. What is the condition of the laptop?

Gary: The speaker holes seam to blend together, the dell logo on the back just says *Duh*, and the keyboard flexes a lot. But somehow, those Media keys in the front survived!

Dell: I can process this claim, sir if you agree to pay for the damages...But i did check and it is very much illegal to put items such as a notebook in a microwave....can you please hold while we transfer you?

Gary:.........

Dell:...Sir, are you there?

Gary: HANG UP

***********Would be even funnier if it was true, anyone willing to call dell and just say that u put it in the microwave??************