Hi all!
dave adapted from Monty Python "The Paper Bok"
Why go abroad? Canada has everything to offer. But if you must go abroad to say, Vietnam? A good place to visit while there is the Canadian Consulate. Why not visit a little of the home sod? Technically it is Canadian soil. And after that consider the British Embassy? Try on a stiff upper lip? God save the Queen and all that? Not that far removed from her Majesty.
And while there just to let those sneaky little bastards know Canada is always number one. Insult them. Say, call them Chinese, that should get a reaction. Tell them the choice was between Newfoundland and Vietnam and the Empire gave Vietnam to the French? Mention the Vietnamese Consulate in Toronto could use some fresh paint and the grass should be cut.
Ask them if they know any good places to get Thai food. Ask them if Buddha had a thyroid condition. Nothing says you love Canada and the Queen more than visiting foreign places and belittling them.



(This is all meant in jest and 100% adapted/stolen from Monty Python. And as such not meant to offend. I got happy fingers today.)Laughter is Magic!