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post #41 of 97
7/11/05 at 10:13pm
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Originally Posted by CryHavoc
Jealous much?

While your sarcasm is completely unappreciated, several females at my college have commented on how beautiful my laptop is.

Then I change the LEDs to pink for them, and they just adore it.
bwaaaahahahaha. yea girls are so empty headed and easily amused by pretty lights!!

edit: this thread should go into some sort of hall of fame
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post #42 of 97
7/11/05 at 10:29pm
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Originally Posted by Rockinfella2k
Its not just a computer, its a Super Machine, a status symbol, like a lamborghini of computers
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post #43 of 97
7/11/05 at 10:32pm
I must say this thread is quite disturbing.... some of you have achieved a stage way beyond nerdhood.. kudos to all of you..
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post #44 of 97
7/11/05 at 10:36pm
In the animal world mating is all about sending and receiving signs. Could be the lush colours of your plumage, the right warble in your voice or even that splash of musky pheromone juice on your fur!

Well truth be known, humans aren't all that different to animals, I know we try hard to persuade ourselves that we are unique and that our capacity to rationalise the world sets us miles apart but it's all academic...

The point is, find your animal equivalent:

are you

-the broad-shouldered footballing bear type?
-the quiet and shy mouse type?
-the cunning fox type?
-the ruthless snake type?
-or the full on elephant here I come on a stampede type?

In any case forget your laptop and identify your animal dynamic then go along to the cafe and embody that image. You'll see that in the space of a few minutes you will have singled out the attracted from the disturbed and all you'll have to do is pick the right mate for your needs.

Good luck and happy hunting...
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post #45 of 97
7/11/05 at 10:47pm
i'm a lady and i like laptops...
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post #46 of 97
7/11/05 at 10:58pm
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Originally Posted by CryHavoc
Jealous much?
While your sarcasm is completely unappreciated, several females at my college have commented on how beautiful my laptop is.
Then I change the LEDs to pink for them, and they just adore it.
Oh, Doug. . .you're such a ladies' man. Ugh, I think I might have to do a body swap to get some of those pink LED's--my girlfriend loves the big ol' pink faded photohsohalteredasj wallpaper I put on here of me and her. The LED's would just set the thing off!!

"Yes, I bought a 17" laptop for the sole reason of putting a 17" picture onto my wallpaper of us. . .just so nobody else could have a picture as big as mine, my love!"

Whew, I gotta get this done quick. . .oh, the possibilities!!
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post #47 of 97
7/11/05 at 11:02pm
You could try getting into weight training or some cardio work of some sort. I love being an avid boxer, an extreme gamer, and a hard worker all in one. I can flip open my laptop, cringe my forearms to show off the strains of muscles, then sit back, and kick some butt in a fictional game called BF2.
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post #48 of 97
7/12/05 at 2:44am
Thread Starter 
Naa, forgert weight training...I just recently Started To-Shin-Do, its all about self defense and being aware of the situation, its very very interseting, no forms or nothing just all free flow, knowing what to do in what situation.


Anyway I think I will bring this tomorrow, whip out a song with some flashing LEDs that will surely attract the hottest girl with the biggest boobies in the Cafe, they are all about whos got the biggest best...Least girls here, are alll about money, which is AOK with me
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post #49 of 97
7/12/05 at 3:11am
Good luck with that. Make sure you tell 'em you're Rick James, bitch!!!
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post #50 of 97
7/12/05 at 3:17am
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Originally Posted by ClinPsychJK
Good luck with that. Make sure you tell 'em you're Rick James, bitch!!!


This thread has gone from funny to disturbing very quickly.

It's Scary


- Oh No, Mickey Mouse is Mexican!
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post #51 of 97
7/12/05 at 3:20am
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Originally Posted by ClinPsychJK
Jesus Christ, dude, are you serious? A Dell laptop a status symbol?
I think you cant get better performance/looks in other laptops, as we speak.
I'm proud of my Dell. Most of people I work with are IT professionals... I must tell you that many of them are jelous not having a mobile baby like mines.

IMO, girls like attention not laptops or any other technical gadgets, ok except cool cells.
If you know how to make them feel good and smile often to them, you get where you want with their heart.
Did I mentioned that acting "cool" wont get you nowhere? Be honest and sincere, smile a lot... they will love you for being yourself in this universe of cheap pickup lines and stupid jokes that guys always try to pull at the last minute...

Just to prove it... me and my wife. We are toghether for 4 years...



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post #52 of 97
7/12/05 at 3:40am
Thread Starter 
Very pretty wife, but im shy, and I'd rather have the laptop be a icebreaker, someones gonna say something, if anything the guys in the class will think im cool LOL, oh well. We'll see tomorrow, ill just put up AOL and surf around a bit with some music.

Plus I got the Ferrari Logo on the back so I know people are gonna be asking questions.
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post #53 of 97
7/12/05 at 3:45am
So if you are shy, show it.... they will love it and yes they will not make fun of you, like other guys think. They will actually find you are cute.
Just make a nice compliment on what they wear that complement them well, stuff like that.... if you tell them what perfume they wear, they will impressed, it means you pay attention to those girly things. It's a better ice breaker, then your laptop comes handy because they will return the favor and let you know that you listen to cool music etc. Be different, play house music, not hip-hop. Mark Farina will do great...
Good luck and let us all know... just remember to smile a lot and remain natural... lol doctor love is here? I better go to bed, heh. nite guys and girls.
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post #54 of 97
7/12/05 at 5:23am
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Originally Posted by JinXed
I must say this thread is quite disturbing.... some of you have achieved a stage way beyond nerdhood.. kudos to all of you..


LMAO
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post #55 of 97
7/12/05 at 5:31am
Just be yourself, mate and if they don't like it then so what? Then they're probably not worth the effort anyways...

Sidenote: I've yet to see a girl/woman be impressed by anything technical except a cool car (which again spells money). Laptops, stereos, tractors.. they just don't work (on most girls)
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post #56 of 97
7/12/05 at 7:42am
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Originally Posted by sPHINN
Sidenote: I've yet to see a girl/woman be impressed by anything technical except a cool car (which again spells money). Laptops, stereos, tractors.. they just don't work (on most girls)
tractors...

-Hey babe wanna come for a ride?
-Does that John Deere have air conditioning?
-Sure does
-Ok then lets roll...
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post #57 of 97
7/12/05 at 12:43pm
Once a chick asked me if the XP2 could father her children
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post #58 of 97
7/12/05 at 12:48pm
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Originally Posted by DELL-Machina
Once a chick asked me if the XP2 could father her children
gotta like a girl like that!
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post #59 of 97
7/12/05 at 1:31pm
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Originally Posted by DELL-Machina
Once a chick asked me if the XP2 could father her children
...but Machina, dude, you're just watching, not in the act
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post #60 of 97
7/12/05 at 1:34pm
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Originally Posted by TECK
Just to prove it... me and my wife. We are toghether for 4 years...

Nice cold beer
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..oh I was suppose to admire the picture of your wife.

I'll take that pint...
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