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post #21 of 29
7/26/05 at 4:58pm
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Originally Posted by DanFortH
The Royal Resorts have the best service, best beaches (read, no drunken fat chix), and the amenities are terrific. Sadly, it's time share, but if you can find someone looking to rent out for a week, you will not be disappointed. Royal Sands, Royal Islander, Royal Carribean, and Royal Mayan. Fantastic. If you love being served hard liquor, or my fave ghey alchoholic drink the "Banana Monkey" right on the beach, find someone whos renting out their time share. You will love it DB.
What's wrong with drunken fat chix?
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post #22 of 29
7/26/05 at 5:04pm
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead
What's wrong with drunken fat chix?
When they trip and fall their @sses in the resort pool from all the drunkenness, they're just harder to save.

On the plus side, the riptide has a much harder time pulling them out into the Gulf.
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post #23 of 29
7/28/05 at 7:26am
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Originally Posted by DanFortH
When they trip and fall their @sses in the resort pool from all the drunkenness, they're just harder to save.

On the plus side, the riptide has a much harder time pulling them out into the Gulf.


Yah, but the sea always gives back what it takes...beached whale...now I know the meaning of the saying "nothing that big should live out of water", I saw that on Orient Beach in St Marrten
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post #24 of 29
7/28/05 at 11:57am
Lol.^^
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post #25 of 29
7/28/05 at 12:32pm
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We went ahead and booked a 10-day trip at the Iberostar Paradiso Maya in the Riviera Maya. We will do more exotic stuff when my son is older. This trip we want to simply get away and relax. Damn, we are taking one week trips every month from December through March (skiiing, Vet Conference/Disneyworld/Universal, Mexico, etc). We will need downtime at home. Thank God for high speed internet on the road.
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post #26 of 29
7/28/05 at 3:11pm
LOL There are monkeys in the trees so watch out for the flying poop.
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post #27 of 29
7/28/05 at 4:36pm
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LOL There are monkeys in the trees so watch out for the flying poop.
I am DarthBeavis. Yuo think I fear flying poop?
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post #28 of 29
7/28/05 at 6:47pm
Dude, I'm jealous. Just had a new kid, so the family is kind of stuck here for the moment. But, we're all going to Panama in December.

Have fun.

By the way, the monkeys are more likely to throw poop at you if you piss on a tree... they think that you are marking their territory. So try to stagger to your room when you gotta go. (Trust the voice of experience.)
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post #29 of 29
7/28/05 at 7:18pm
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They have plenty of pools to pee in.

And I will be so drunk that I will be flingin poop . . .
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