Hmm. I've given this issue much thought and, assuming the problem is
indeed weight, have come to an inevitable conclusion which is sure to solve your laptop dilema. All you have to do is three simple things:
1. Eat more bananas and less ice cream.
2. Spend more time standing up doing whatever it is you do than sitting down playing games and watching DVDs on your laptop.
3. Walk three miles every day with a thirty pound bag strapped to your shoulders under the scorching sun. Wrap some weights on your arms and legs, too, while you're at it.
I guarantee you that your laptop will no longer be a pain to carry around.
And if that's because you end up passing out on the sidewalk from dehydration and being run over by bikers, or become Mr. Presto-Change-o-Anorexia here, hey, not my problem.
It's all about being content and putting things in perspective. Twenty years ago most people didn't even HAVE this problem, because they didn't have laptops. Well, unless their Day Timers were like 7 lbs.
If you find this post offensive or insensitive, you're probably right. But seriously, go do some push-ups. It will make you feel better. I guarantee it.